Krumpus

Santa's evil twin who accompanies him during Christmas to beat the naughty chilluns with a bundle of hickory sticks, while Santa gives gifts to the good chilluns.

"That was the worst Christmas ever; I didn't even get any presents, Krumpus just came and beat the bajeesus outta me!"

by gallopinggertie August 27, 2011

Krumps

The fat ripples of ones stomach.

Mom you got some major Krumps going on! Why thank you, it took a lot of food to get these beautiful Krumps.

by Macflynn February 23, 2013

Krumpos

The act of choosing hoes before bros. When a bro chooses to get after some skank instead of hanging with some bros.

Pete totally pulled a krumpos last night to chase that fratrat

by gungfugrizzly June 5, 2010

Krumpet

A dirty whore who poses as a clown.

Did I see you pickin up a Krumpet at the corner last night?

Was that a Krumpet you got for your kids party, or is it just me?

by Jason Archer September 12, 2005

krupt

An Australian Fruit Fly;an insect that can only be found in Australia;likes to buzz or fly around certain electrical components;

There's a fuckin krupt flying around and it just landed on my monitor.

by key August 4, 2004

krumpadelic

1)(noun/verb) A retro dance with a futuristic contemporary motion, dating back to the late 80s with a mid-1960s body study, adapted from tribal rites on the Socatran Archipelago. Or, I saw my dad fall over, and made his misfortune into a cruel immitation that has been dubbed Krumpadelic dance.

Common useage : "Hey Doood. Didn't yer auld fella just fall upon his cludger and injure his fudgie"

"Yeh man, that's Krumpadelic" (Source: Oxford English Dictionary - revised)

by davjn January 21, 2008

Krump

The Krump is the non gender specific area from ones belly button, down and around to the top of ones ass crack.

Emily came by last night and we bumped krumps. She rode the Krump stump all night.

by DJ Or Derb March 9, 2011