Krumpos 

The act of choosing hoes before bros. When a bro chooses to get after some skank instead of hanging with some bros.

Pete totally pulled a krumpos last night to chase that fratrat

Krumpos by gungfugrizzly June 5, 2010

Krumpus 

Santa's evil twin who accompanies him during Christmas to beat the naughty chilluns with a bundle of hickory sticks, while Santa gives gifts to the good chilluns.

"That was the worst Christmas ever; I didn't even get any presents, Krumpus just came and beat the bajeesus outta me!"

Krumpus by gallopinggertie August 27, 2011

Krumps 

The fat ripples of ones stomach.

Mom you got some major Krumps going on! Why thank you, it took a lot of food to get these beautiful Krumps.

Krumps by Macflynn February 23, 2013