gallopinggertie's definitions

Mickey Apple

The act of tying one's genitalia into a pretzel knot, in such a way that it resembles the famous Disney character.

I couldn't get it up last night so my girlfriend gave my limp noodle a Mickey Apple.

by gallopinggertie December 4, 2010

Krumpus

Santa's evil twin who accompanies him during Christmas to beat the naughty chilluns with a bundle of hickory sticks, while Santa gives gifts to the good chilluns.

"That was the worst Christmas ever; I didn't even get any presents, Krumpus just came and beat the bajeesus outta me!"

by gallopinggertie August 27, 2011