The act of tying one's genitalia into a pretzel knot, in such a way that it resembles the famous Disney character.
by gallopinggertie December 04, 2010
Santa's evil twin who accompanies him during Christmas to beat the naughty chilluns with a bundle of hickory sticks, while Santa gives gifts to the good chilluns.
"That was the worst Christmas ever; I didn't even get any presents, Krumpus just came and beat the bajeesus outta me!"
by gallopinggertie August 25, 2011