Kronk

Kronk, masturbating and jacking someone else of the same gender off at the same time while shitting yourself and forcing the other person to eat your shit at the same time.

“Dude what’d you do last night?”

“Performed the holy Kronk with a homie”

by Kronkrr April 12, 2020

kronk my bonk

dancing drunk whilst making out

kronk my bonk please

by flame wolf April 21, 2017

Kronk

To hit the minimum word count in an academic paper by constantly repeating the same arguments and details using slightly different phrasing on every repetition.

I only have one page of this five page essay finished so I better go home and kronk it tonight.

by Tullstoy February 23, 2018

Kronk

Definition of the best seat on the bus.

Should we take "kronk" today?

by Viccern March 20, 2018

Kronk

A word you could use to exclaim or swear

"Kronk! I just stubbed my toe!"

by Summer Parker May 30, 2023

Kronk

Getting intoxicated in such a way that one loses all common sense.

Damn, did you hear about Billy? I hear he got so kronk last night he was convinced he could talk to squirrels.

by ezma May 6, 2023

Getting Kronk

(Verb) When you get really fucked up drunk and/or stoned to the point where you pull all the wrong levers and speak in Squirrel.

eg.
"Thish Tequila got me squeaken Kronked. " *pulls wrong lever*

Bruh I got paid n we getting KRONK tonight!

You mean crunk?
Nah bruh, KRONK. You ain't drunk enough til you speak in squirrel.

by Flexamis May 8, 2022