Koala Mother

A mother who is excessively lazy and lax when it comes to raising her child(ren). The fostering of an academically competitive spirit is not of concern to this mother. This form of upbringing follows a hands-off approach and allows the child(ren) to do whatever they please so as the mother can go about spending her day sleeping, lounging around, and generally just wasting time. The child is left without guidance or direction and most often ends up down a path of a financially unsuccessful career and winds up feeling emotionally unfulfilled. The child(ren) usually end up being lazy, unproductive, social creatures.. Similar to the mother.

A Koala Mother is essentially the exact opposite of a Tiger Mother.

Dan: "What ever happened to that kid who used to date your sister in high school? David Jones was it?"
John: "Yea, that was his name. Last I heard he was collecting unemployment, living at home with his parents, and just hanging out. I did hear that he recently mastered the new Halo edition on xbox though! haha!"
Dan: "Well, what do you expect. He wasn't given much of a chance with that Koala Mother of his. I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."

by The Surgeon 315 August 25, 2015

Koalatyyy

A sea of thieves pirate who is a ridiculously cracked helm
He currently partakes in sexual activities with the best flex oce known as Krvcifilth

An incredibly attractive young man who seduces even the most vile men

Koalatyyy, turn the fucking boat properly you idiot

by Big man champion February 21, 2023

The Koala

When a stripper who is matted and unshaven wraps her cooter around a dance pole, making her hootch look like a koala on a tree.

Jon: Last night I saw some unshaven crack head bitch dancing at the strip joint.

Greg: Awsome!

Jon: Not really. She did the koala on the pole and scared the shit out of everyone in the place.

Greg: I gotta see that! I hope it doesn't bite me.

by Rex Dutchman October 14, 2010

Awkward Koala

Best when used on an unexpected individual, with both arms and legs, one person runs and jumps, and wraps the appendages around the other person, whether you managed to jump on the front, back or side. Usually awkward.

"Why is that dude running towards me?"

"Maybe he's going to awkward koala you?"

Dude 1 is sufficiently awkward koala-ed by the running dude.

by WuddupRIBSBFJEFH May 7, 2011

baby koala

1. (n.) a type of hug in which one person jumps into the other's arms and simultaneously wraps their legs around the other's waist; usually given after a long period of not seeing someone

2. (n.) a ridiculously adorable marsupial native to Australia

1. After two years of not seeing each other, Stacy ran up to Kelsey and gave her a baby koala.

2. The baby koala at the zoo is ridiculously adorable.

by buddythebetta February 22, 2012

Mad koala disease

When you cannot do anything well or right. You just suck so bad your name is a disease in itself. You are your own strand of AIDS.

I was playing FIFA and I was doing so bad my teammates said I had mad koala disease.

by GermanVermin August 19, 2014

oily koala

a female grease monkey

one of my cousins wanted to be an oily koala but I tried discouraging her.

by Sexydimma April 19, 2015