tyre kicker

(n.) A person who appears interested in buying your car, but on the day displays any of the following traits.

• Does not show up
• Does not bring money
• Kicks the tyres and complains about even the most minor faults
• Seems to know barely anything about the car
• Offers stupid money (a large amount either side of what you expected)
• Keeps asking if he can part exchange his rusty old Ford for your car, not wondering why anyone wouldn't want it
• Assumes the car is in fine working condition just by kicking the tyres
• Tries to drive a restoration project dozens of miles home with him.
• Asks questions repeatedly, specifically ones mentioned in adevertising the car
• Gets the manufacturers' name wrong
• Asks if you are willing to transport the car without charge.
• Makes a bid for a car placed on ebay or similar without any positive feedback
• Dresses up as, or asserts that they are a priest or mulla in an attempt to pay less for the car
• Is a young driver who just passed his test looking to buy a cheap old car, rice it up, and show off to thier friends. Quite likely to wreck it in a month.

If selling an old or rare car on ebay, it is advisable to warn tyre kickers from bidding.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

Fizzy Knickers

Result of uncontrollable public horneyness. Literally frothing everywhere.

Gemma: "Mark, thinking about last nights sex is giving me fizzy knickers"
Mark:"well let's have sex again right now?"
Gemma: "definitley. i'm so horney. or we could just go munting?"

by funglejunk November 27, 2009

knickerless

going without underwear,

she went to the club without her kinickers,going commando,knickerless

by Graham Smith July 7, 2005

knickerbocker

Old nic-name for a New Yorker. Comes from the days when it was New Amsterdam and the ruling Dutch wore knickers for pants. Since these were so commonly seen on the streets there, the name was then applied to the residents. Source of New York Knicks basketball team name as well.

She comes from three generations of Knickerbockers.

by Shay McC. May 17, 2005

Ass kickery

The kicking of ass.

I specialize in ass kickery and guitar playing.

by The Derek-ness May 14, 2004

tyre kicker

A prospective purchaser of a car who does not know what he or she is looking for when examining the car. From the pointless gesture of kicking the tyres often employed by such.

For Sale: 1965 Triumph Spitfire, Old English White, Partial Service History, No Tyre Kickers.

by Sweavo January 6, 2007

Bunny Kicker

An individual who sees fit to harm those of weaker physical or mental stature. Moreover, being that bunnies are among the smallest, harmless, most defenseless creatures, Bunny Kicking is the act of hurting someone or something that could never hurt you, would never want to hurt you and is vulnerable to your abuse.

**Strong reference to the evaluative psychological question of torturing small animals.
**Implication that the above-described mean person has issues.
**Can also be used light-heartedly for the occasional mean outburst that all humans suffer from.

There was absolutely no reason for him to yell at her in front of her friends. His career is suffering, so he is taking it out on her. He's such a Bunny Kicker!

by Natalie & Katie August 13, 2006