Brett Kavanaugh Drunk

When a past black out drunk event comes back to ruin your life!

Man, I got so Brett Kavanaugh Drunk lastnight!

by Betazk22 September 26, 2018

kavanasty

when a white ass country club motherfucker takes his lil prick out and flicks it around in the face of an unwilling woman. usually performed after said country club assho' has done a few keg stands and given gay head to his friend tobin.

a: brett got pretty kavanasty last night
b: really?
a: yeah, he took his little winkledick out again and got up in a girl's face with it.
b: man, that kid sucks.
a: let's make him a supreme court justice.
b: okay cool.

by trilliam turdsworth September 30, 2018

Kavanaugh

To Kavanaugh: When one penetrates an unconscious person in the belief that this preserves one's own virginity.

Usage: "Did you see that guy in the bow tie at the prayer breakfast? I saw him going at it last night but he was Kavanaughing, so he kept his Promise Ring... and I called the cops. "

by NotSoBonMot September 27, 2018

kavanaugh

(verb) To get blackout drunk and show your genitals to the entire party or an individual.

Brett: Dude, what happened last night?
Mark: You drank a whole case of beer and totally Kavanaughed Christine.

by BoBeau70 September 27, 2018

Kavagnaw

The gnawing distress and moral injury inherent in the Brett Kavanaugh hearings.

Many are feeling Kavagnawed to the bone, awaiting the critical Senate vote that may confirm him to the Supreme Court.

by Kerry Cubas October 4, 2018

kavan

literally anyone named kavan is automatically attractive

Ex. bro i wish i was kavan hes such a dream

by glizzy globbers September 7, 2021

Kavanaugh

(Verb): to become belligerently intoxicated and attempt to rape a female.

Do you remember the scene in 'The Accused' when jodi foster gets Kavanaugh-ed in the bar by the college kids?

by Wordsynth September 27, 2018