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Monty Jakubowicz

A Small Japanese Sumo Gangster, Having been convicted of the attempted assassinations of Anthony Alexander and Mr Ian Urmston.
I Heard Monty Jakubowicz went on a rampage with a steamroller the other day.
by Richard Sage March 15, 2009
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Jakub Andrew

Lead singer of the band HeyHiHello. He's from canton, ohio and is AMAZINGLY AMAZING. He has whoosh hair (sometimes) and pretty brown eyes :) His singing is phenomenal, for cereal. Any girl that sees him will instantly fall in love with him.
You haven't heard of Jakub Andrew!? Well, he's my future husband.
by CassLessThanThree September 26, 2010
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Jakub

Jakub is a completely positive mental attitude whore. He also very good at science but acts like a 7-year-old. He can be stupid but overall kinda funny. He is a decent friend. he is not good with girls either. He stutters alot
wow, that's such a Jakub!
by kokkuri/DIO December 14, 2019
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Jakub

Its a honor to be called jakub. He is the one of a kind slav that you should keep. In his country (MOTHER RUSSIA) he is also known as dimitri. CHEEKI BREEKI YOU CYKA BLYAT(he's good at drinking vodka)
Jakub is the best slav that ever existed
by RUSKI BLYAT December 24, 2018
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Jakub

A Jakub (ya-cub) is a person who's parents obviously did not know how to pronounce or spell Jacob. A Jakub is usually from a foreign country such as England, America, Ireland or Wakanda. A Jakub can make a great
friend or terrible friend. Just be careful not to talk about sex around them as they can get carried away. He also likes to play video games. His favourite game is bin weevils but he also really good at clutching games in Club Penguin Island and CSGO
"It's been four hours and Jakub is still talking about sex!"
"DON'T SAY THAT WORD!"
by Typical2.0 October 9, 2018
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Is Jakub Gay

Jakub asks himself this question everyday. He knows that deep down he is gay and likes boys but he doesn’t want to admit it.
Is Jakub gay? Everyone : yes gayest of all
by SexyBoyVincent October 30, 2019
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Jakeball

Jakeball is a derrogotary term used in the west of scotland
meaning Degenerate Alcoholic.
It is often shortened to "Jake" or "jakey"
When referring to someone in a particulary severe drunken state they can be said to be "Jaked". This does not necessarily mean that they are an alcoholic.
A scruffy man drinking cheap cider at 8am is most likely Jakeball
Some Jakeball was sick on the bus earlier.
I must have been Jaked last night, I cant find my shoes.
Beat it, ya mad Jake.
by glamourfailurezone August 6, 2006
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