Jakeub is someone that is irreplaceable to you in your life. If he is a part of your family, you adore him, if he is your bestfriend you adore him, and if he is your boyfriend, then you adore him. But if he is all three of those you are head over heels in love with this kid.
Jakeub is spontaneous, adventurous, athletic, and so loving. He is someone with visible strength within his muscles but also within his heart. He is someone you never want to lose because he is just that incredible to you, and everyone around it can see it as well. Jakeubs are common but Jakeubs are rare, once you meet a Jakeub you'll never look at anyone else like you do at him. There is most typically only one Jakeub in your life and that one is in it forever. He is honest, and faithful, and loves you for you. Most of all though, you truly love him.
Jakeub is spontaneous, adventurous, athletic, and so loving. He is someone with visible strength within his muscles but also within his heart. He is someone you never want to lose because he is just that incredible to you, and everyone around it can see it as well. Jakeubs are common but Jakeubs are rare, once you meet a Jakeub you'll never look at anyone else like you do at him. There is most typically only one Jakeub in your life and that one is in it forever. He is honest, and faithful, and loves you for you. Most of all though, you truly love him.
Girl: Do you see how much she is in love with that kid named Jakeub that moved here?
Boy: Yeah.. Kinda makes me wish i could date him.. I mean.. He seems like a cool guy.
Boy: Yeah.. Kinda makes me wish i could date him.. I mean.. He seems like a cool guy.
by Vanessa Lynn McIntyre April 11, 2018
Get the jakeub mug.A derogatory term popular amung South Scotland to describe an individual who as a result of extreme alcoholism has became outcast by society.
My friend Sara is such a jakeball she chugged 7 black russians and dry humped the Buckingham Palace gates. What an embarassment.
by JuicyOliwia69 May 14, 2016
Get the Jakeball mug.A really nice guy, can be really cute. nothing can change how much of a sweet guy he is and all the girls love him even tho he don't see it, can sometimes be taken but of course some might not be. most romantic person and dirty minded. As in very dirty minded. Overall don't let him go. He will be the best person in your life. And a good boyfriend. No matter what he will be by your side
friend: Have you seen your boyfriend today?
me: Of course i have Jakub came to me this morning
ps. i love you
me: Of course i have Jakub came to me this morning
ps. i love you
by Alliexoxobitches December 21, 2019
Get the Jakub mug.Where someone gets so high on drugs (most commonly LSD) , they start tripping so badly they think their name is 'Jake' and start acting weirdly. If this happens too often, then they may change their name to Jake because they are accustomed to that name. However, it is unknown why the name 'Jake' is used.
by toastface5 April 30, 2013
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by J_500 June 1, 2017
Get the Jakub mug.Kind, sweet, funny, and sometimes immature. He knows what to say and how to make a girl feel good. He’s always there for his friends. Also he has more than one side to him, and once you get to know them you’ll fall in love. He always brings a smile to everyone’s face. Sometimes he embarrasses you, but most times he’s understanding. He loves to joke a lot, and make funny faces.
Girl: hey Jakub
Jakub: hey how you doing? with a funny expression on his face
Girl: fine, how about you
Jakub: better now that you’re here
Jakub: hey how you doing? with a funny expression on his face
Girl: fine, how about you
Jakub: better now that you’re here
by Caterer March 9, 2020
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