Jabba

A "Jabba" is in reference to "Jabba The Hut" from star wars. This fat, slobbish persn has little respect for their personal appearance and lacks the motivation to put out the minimal effort it takes to roll off of the couch. A slobish, obese brute. Can be found sleeping on the couch watching daytime tv with half eaten sandwiches on his gut. Sometime Jabbas are prone to smell of feces and filth from either defecating themselves or continuos farting.

When an unfamiliar friend stops by your house and ghasps, " What the fuck is that thing on the couch?" You can reply, "Oh that's just Jabba, he doesn't do much of anything, sorry about the smell though."

by Dan Saathoff January 1, 2007

Jabbatoir

A place where people who don’t have the ability to think critically go to get their Covid-19 vaccine.

You can find your local Jabbatoir in McDonalds or Primark.

“Have you been to the Jabbatoir to have your vaccine yet?”

by CFG1 July 22, 2021

hand jabba

Masturbating while being choked with a chain by a hot chick in a princess leia slave costume.

I knew by the metal thong she was wearing i was in for a hand jabba

by rhone February 22, 2013

Jabbamuffin

An incredibly lazy person who spends far too much time on video games or the internet for their own good.

A typical Jabbamuffin would happily scrape through life as a gold farmer, rather than get a real job.

Most definitely experiences multiple mmorpgasms in his or her lifespan (which is probably equal to around 25 years; at a push).

"Jimmy, get off that computer. I don't want you to become a Jabbamuffin!"

by Jabbamuffin April 12, 2009

jabbawocked

To jabbawock.

1. fully dominating something or someone to the point that the other party should just quit. aka: being pwned

comes from the name of dance crew Jabbawockeez, who clearly dominated America's Best Dance Crew throughout the entire show.

1. (verb, past tense) "OOOH! That boy just got jabbawocked, son!"

2. Leo: Who won the smash bros. tournament?

Jose: who else? Eviru just jabbawocked the whole thing!

3. "aww, mannn it was crazy! everyone got jabbawocked!"

by Eviru August 1, 2008

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

One of the fucking greatest basketball players ever. He played on the Lakers until 1989, then he left the game at the age of 42 years old. No NBA player had ever scored more points, blocked more shots, won more MVP awards, played in more All-Star Games, or logged more seasons. He's 7,2" and weights 267.

He Also Starred in one of the most famous movies of all times, Bruce Lee's, |Enter the Dragon.|!

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was in Enter the Dragon.

by Monkey- Butt March 22, 2004

Jabba

"Jabba the Hutt" was a character in the movie "Star Wars: Return of the Jedi". He was a giant, evil, obese slug-like creature.
The term is often used to describe someone who is fat and/or lazy.

That pimply comic-nerd looked like Jabba the Hutt.

Hey Jabba! Get off your lazy ass!

by Ten February 18, 2005