Instant Mayo Panties 

The reaction one (usually a female) has when seeing a picture of Kris Letang, of the Pittsburgh Penguins. See also: spontaneous orgasm.

Catherine: So, I found this picture of Tangers today on PittsburghPenguins.com.

Amanda: Instant Mayo Panties.

Instant Mayo Panties by The Pens Broads June 5, 2009

Instant-gram 

The name for Instagram that is used by many older people, (Generation X, Baby Boomers, etc.), including Lilly Singh (||Superwoman||)'s "parents".

"Hey Lilly, on I have 17 followers on Instant-gram now. How many do you have?"

Instant-gram by vxxnsan April 26, 2019

instant gratifoodcation 

to be satisfied with frozed foods over a well cooked meal due to hunger.

manuel: mom, whats for dinner?
willma: turkey, itll be dont in about an hour or so.
manuel: nevermind, thats way too long, ill just make a hot pocket.
willma: you can never just wait can you? you always got to get your instant gratifoodcation!

instant gratifoodcation by NJpanicSyndrome October 23, 2008

Instant Pussy 

it is the same as a booty call

I'm going to call sarah for some instant pussy

Instant Pussy by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

instant karma 

Instant karma is, for you low minded children, like paying back for 'sins' almost imediantly after you commit it. Karma is an idea from Buddhism and Hinduism. Talk bad about the Dali Llama, and you'll get some instant karma. SAVE TIBET!

Bobby kicked his sisters cat. Because of instant karma, he fell going down the stairs five minutes later. Bobby is a dumb ass bastard, and he deserved it.

instant karma by cat-on-mars.net December 28, 2003

instant gratification 

1)immediate satisfaction; the quick attainability of happiness or of contentness.
2)Orgasmic.

1)Children always seek instant gratification.
2)That ho? She instant gratification.

instant gratification by Mimir September 23, 2003

Instant Ricky 

1. Like a Hot Karl, but faster.

2. An "Instant Ricky" requires 2 People. One person lays on their back and sticks their butt in the air. A second person stuffs the contents of an instant soup packet (hence instant) and mixes it, followed by the second person drinking the mixture of soup and feces.

- Hey, dude, pick up some instant soup packets. We're gonna have some fun at my place tonite.

- Eww... have you heard about an "Instant Ricky"? It's disgusting. I wanna try it.

Instant Ricky by Pilotgeek June 27, 2008