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Investing

I just lost 100 bucks from investing in the stock market. I'm gonna put $100 more in, I'm sure I'll do better this time!
by mad5793 February 26, 2015
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Gender-Inserting/Male Inserting

A trend used by feminists and the lgtbq community to make men look like a bunch of (idiots, douches, sexists, etc). This is a metheod used to bring gender into everything. They usually do this when they feel targeted, want to look targeted to support their ''cause''(extra attention to their gender, or species, A.K.A. nothing important), and or to make males look inferior.

They start by using a term that annoys them, like spreading your legs and taking 2 inches more space, interrupting, or even explaining something wrong. then they replace the first syllable with man, or just adding male, or man to the word, and call it a gender or a racial issue.
fm: omg, why do you have to manspread like that? you are taking 1'' from my 3' personal space you sexist! don't you know im vega-
m: don't you think all the Gender-Inserting/Male Inserting is a little extra? i mean, serious-
fm: don't you manterrupt me!
by Miles_Bey0nd November 20, 2016
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Inchestigate

To thoroughly examine the chest of a female.
Ryan: Dude look at that bitch over there, I'd **** that ass raw.

Mikey: Bro, maybe if you had inchestigated, you would have noticed that she's flatter than an illinois road.
by therealbrofessor June 29, 2010
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incestimos

When You And Your Sibling Have Shared The Same Sexual Partner
Older Bro: Hey Bro, Did You Sleep With Brittany Last Night?

Younger Bro: Yeah Man!

Older Bro: No Way! I Hit That Last Month! Guess Were Incestimos Now!
by AndyFox136 November 8, 2015
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incestigate

The act of passionately searching for phat loots for the game World of Warcraft.
What drops in that instance? I shall incestigate for the drops!
by MainTankRespectIt February 10, 2007
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incexting

Person 1: Why does your uncle keep sexting.
Person 2: Naw its incexting.
Person 1: Oh I think Oprah did an episode on incextual relationships.
Person 2: oh spicy
by project gundam July 25, 2010
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Investing Aggressively

1. Committing as little as possible to a situation
2. Making a covert exit from a place or situation

Originated in the Silicon Valley tech scene when companies are bluffing prior to a market exit in order to increase asset value or simply to stop staff brain drain prior to an asset sale. It is an ironic phrase, intended to mean the exact opposite.

See also Doublespeak, sarcasm, cynicism. Not to be confused with the common misuse of irony
1. “We expect to lose money in Southeast Asia and expect to invest aggressively in terms of marketing, subsidies etc,”

D. Khosrowshahi - Feb 2018. Uber sells March 2018

2. "You turning up to the boss' party on Saturday?"
"I plan on 'investing aggressively' in the optional company social this weekend..."
by IronicIsntIronyAlanis June 6, 2018
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