Hot Commodity

The by-product of nuclear wings and too many beers (usually the fine brand Upper Canadian).

Dude, did you see that Hot Commodity at the end of the dock?

Nah, I didn't want to intrude.

by Pappa Largo December 26, 2008

low commodity

Something that has no real value in this world. Could be used in a variaty of casses, concerning women, men, drugs, prostitutes, people, ect...

That bitch is low commodity, she'll fuck and give u a rimmer for fun.

by Cordeiro May 13, 2005

commode high-tide

An unfortunately high level of commode water causing hand semi-immersion for effective ass waiping.

Alright! Would you PLEASE adjust your toilet! The commode high-tide is worse than a fuckin' bidet. Now I gotta wash my hands fer real.

by YAWA August 1, 2021

Commode-o Dragon

While getting a blumpkin, you vomit on the girl.

Yo janice was a freak, but she wasn't ready for the commode-o dragon.

by Figgman December 18, 2010

run some diagnostics on the commode

A formal way of saying "take a shit"

Tikh: Hey where ya headed to so fast?
Dylan: I just had my morning coffee, and now I gotta run some diagnostics on the commode!

by Lil' Enyaw December 11, 2016

blow your load on the commode

To masturbate to fruition whilst taking a shit.

"The bus will be here in five minutes, looks like you'll have to blow your load on the commode, Billy!" mother shouted up the stairs.

by C. H. Diddlemebum October 16, 2007

Oversize commodity relocation technician

trucker who hauls shit you can't. Generally hard as fuck. Doesn't give a shit about how mad you are at them for making you 30 seconds late for your meeting

Girl : ooh look at that guy! Why is he so sexy?
Other girl : he's an oversize commodity relocation technician!

by pugsley89 September 14, 2019