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impaled

The term used by men with a large cock to describe exactly why their girlfriend/wife/mistress has an impaired ability to walk correctly.

Same term can be used by women to acurately describe how hung their boyfriend/husband/affair is.
Men: I fucking impaled that chick last night. She won't walk right for days.

Women: Omg, like, he took his massive shaft, and like, impaled me with it. I am so sore. I want more!
by TheMysteriousCharmer June 5, 2016
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64' Impala

A 1964 chevrolet Impala.Can Have A Top or no Top. This Car is A Classic Car. Usually riden by gangsters.Also seen as a Lowrider.
Example of Use of The Word "64' Impala":

Homie: Yo Homeboy lets go grab a bite.. I got the munchies..

Other Homie: Ight Homie Lets go Hop in my 64'Impala.
by xXWhiTe06JokerxX August 15, 2006
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implex

- To get your strength. This often occurs directly before you kick anothers ass.

- Other worldly strenght that one finds inside themselves before comitting super human acts.
My brother really pissed me off the other day when he spit on me. I got my implex and beat his ass to a pulp.
by jojo21 May 26, 2007
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Impala

Classic Cars, best non-lowered, or g'd up... Classic 6 tail light design, plenty of tail lights for the riceboys to familiarize themselves with.
My '68 impala with the 383 smallblock and 2 1/2" exhaust is one badass ride.
by Musclelogic February 23, 2004
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Lex the Impaler

A mutant chigga with a hyperextensive penis long enough to impale most people. His favorite trick is to sneak up behind people while they tie their shoes, and ram his iron pecker into their anus and out through the tops of their heads - killing them instantly.
"Run, women get inside your homes and bar the doors! Men, grab whatever weapons you have and flock to fight the beast in the Town Square. The creature, Lex the Impaler, has broken through the city gates!"
by Anonymous April 29, 2003
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Implemize

When you want to implement but minimize something at the same time
"We wanted to implemize this medication to ease your care."
by TheRealBradJ April 16, 2015
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implementated

a misuse of the word "implemented", the past participle of implement, which means to put into effect, to apply, to put into action.
I noticed Urban Dictionary had not implementated the word "implementated" yet, so I submitted it. I hope it is implementated now even though grammatically it is incorrect.
by PearlDiddy January 9, 2016
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