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Impalator

A weapon or instrument used to impale a person or zombie, so that it causes sudden and immense joy/pain which may lead to the fatality of the subject thereafter.
Women and Zombies alike cower in the presence of my Impalator.
by Dimakov January 8, 2014
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Impaled extra service masseuse

A extra services masseuses get impaled through there necks blood pissing out of the whores necks is hilarious all extra service masseuses need to be impaled through there necks they are whores blood would piss from there mouths and necks
Impale the lot of extra service masseuses through there necks and the blood will piss out impaled masseuse is hilarious impaled extra service masseuse is the awesomeness of laughs
by Gimegame January 2, 2025
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tree impalment

oo damn that tree is sexy, i think ive got tree impalment
by milliondollarpussayy June 2, 2021
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Imposed Ventral Impalement

Ventral Impalement which happens to be imposed. Grindcore band emerging from the ghetto of St.Pölten, Austria.
I can't believe that Imposed Ventral Impalement put out a new EP. My favourite song's called "Eating the Hooker I Just Killed"
by Imposed Ventral Impalement December 12, 2024
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Impaler's Hot Pot

When you turn the heating up and slip your woman a length whilst she is on the blob and roll around in a blood, sweat and spunk smoothie that drips from her flange like a leaky tap. Results may vary dependant on how tight the plumbing unit is.
It was hot in the house and she was on her period so I gave her an Impaler's Hot Pot.
by thefoetus September 6, 2016
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Alpine impaler

Whilst backpacking in frigid temperatures one finds their shit freezing as it leaves their ass. This is then proceeded with a raucous self anal fuck sess.
Walt sure loved backpacking.... Although the alpine impaler always leaves him walking funny.
by Albinosnowman September 27, 2018
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Impaler's Hot Pot

When you have sex with your wife/girlfriend whilst she is on her period and you end up rolling around in a blood, sweat and spunk stew (The Hot Pot)
"I shouldn't have had sex with you last night, we ended up getting an Impaler's Hot Pot!"
by NumaticPatrick September 6, 2016
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