IKEA

a store.

a furnature store.

a swedish furnature store.

-most things are cheap!

-the hot dogs are 50 cents.

-ice cream is good

-a lot of attractive people

2 bad things about the store:

-everything comes in 3 colors: blue, yellow and green. (sometimes red.)

-you have to put it all together (which can take from 2 minutes to 3 years)

"I am so bored."
"Let's go to IKEA and hang out"
"OK, but I only have 1 dollar"
"that will buy you two hot dogs"
"ok, let's go"

by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009

IKEAnxiety

A condition caused by prolonged exposure to an IKEA store. Symptoms include irritability, tiredness, and a very strong urge to purchase an extremely large quantity of items. The only cure for this condition is to immediately proceed to the checkout stand, and leave the store as quickly as possible.

If you begin to feel irritated, or want to buy a very large amount of things, exit the store as soon as possible, as you may be suffering from IKEAnxiety.

by CHOSEN SICARIUS October 4, 2013

ikea food

The most amazing food you will ever taste, surprisingly good quality, at a surprisingly low price

I went to IKEA tonight and sampled IKEA FOOD, it was delicious and really great value

by Just me 171717 April 28, 2014

Ikearrhoea

The diarrhoea like symptoms after eating any of the selection of foods from the IKEA cafè
Unlike generic diarrhoea, Ikearrhoea (Ikearrhea in the US) is found only in food consumed in or originating from an IKEA facility.

Michael; "Boss I can't come into work today, we went to IKEA at the weekend"
Boss; "Did you eat anything from there?"
Michael; "Yeah, and it seems I've got a serious bout of Ikearrhoea"

by gulfstreamertheV November 15, 2014

You have more loose screws than ikea furniture

A person that acts like they are crazy or disturbed

You know Eddie you have more loose screws than ikea furniture.

by Cloyde December 8, 2017

ikea

best furniture store ever. most of the stuff there is from europe and designed by euorpeans. makes taking your stuff home easy because they use the flat packing method.

i just easily brought my t.v. entertainment center home thaks to ikeas flat packing

by skin May 18, 2005

IKEA SYNDROME

When you realise life is like a Product from IKEA, your given instructions from the start but still have no friggen idea what your doing at the end of it all...

Girl: So why arent u doing anything?
Guy: I have IKEA syndrome and im shit at understanding instructions,sooooo if your not going to pick up an allan key and help me build this thing please go away and make me a sandwich.

Girl: I just want you to get out of bed, Do you need an allan key for that?

Guy:Argghhh

by iamcorey May 20, 2010