Seeing iPhone

Similar to the well known 'seeing-eye dog' a seeing iPhone is a friend, associate, lover, etc who you grab onto for guidance through the perils of the city while your attention is focused on your iPhone or other mobile device. They will kindly shepherd you around obstacles, other pedestrians and cars while insuring you don't wander into an intersection.

"Hey honey, be my seeing iPhone while I look up directions to the theatre. I don't want to walk into a sign."

by mattlesnake March 18, 2013

iphonje singh

iphone from india

oioiii lad i neec a iphonje singh curry platter right now bossman

by chinkychink2002 June 17, 2021

Iphonestipation

Unable to defecate unless looking at or using an iPhone.

I couldn't open my bowels because I lost my phone, I have Iphonestipation.

by DrDTPres November 28, 2014

iPhonesex

Using Apple's iPhone 4 video chat capabilities to engage in erotic interplay with a person of the opposite sex, essentially "phone sex" - but now with a relatively high definition visual aid. Using the "Face Time video calling" feature for sexual purposes, a mobile "Skype" - so to speak. Seeing that ass in motion as opposed to the traditional "phone sex" phenomena.

"Bro, sexting is obsolete... half of America has the all new iPhone 4. Vanessa is up in New York for the summer, she teased me with a couple pics yesterday, but i just had that ______ in motion..."
"Nice, you had iPhonesex!"
"Yea bro, it was hot... she's gained a lil since we've last met, but don't tell her I said that."
"Damn, I gotta get my hands on the iPhone 4."

iPhonesex is great when you're on-the-go

by E. BreeZyyyy & B-Mac July 8, 2010

Iphonesturbate

Fiddle with your iPhone constantly even when you aren't using it for anything specific.

You would rather iphonesturbate than talk to me. Yes, that's true.

by Adamssapple August 15, 2010

planet-iphones

An awesome website that never seems to be down. It's always lightning fast.

I was on planet-iphones yesterday and it was speedy as usual.

by John Goosnat February 24, 2008

iPhonese

The barely intelligible language written by people trying to type on their iPhone.

Ed: Duck I chat nrliwverhat ducking happened
Mike: Hunh? I can't understand your iPhonese.

by Joe Charlier December 22, 2008