2 definitions by mattlesnake
Similar to the well known 'seeing-eye dog' a seeing iPhone is a friend, associate, lover, etc who you grab onto for guidance through the perils of the city while your attention is focused on your iPhone or other mobile device. They will kindly shepherd you around obstacles, other pedestrians and cars while insuring you don't wander into an intersection.
"Hey honey, be my seeing iPhone while I look up directions to the theatre. I don't want to walk into a sign."
by mattlesnake March 18, 2013
The exact opposite of those nervous NYC types who obsess over wines, preen like peacocks, fret over whether they should refinance their homes now or in 6 months, can't piss in front of other men, and read the ingredients on their cereals to find out if they contain free radicals
Man, Chessen is vervous. Did you see how he walked right up to that crowd of cuties and just started making em laugh?
by mattlesnake December 6, 2008