iphone headlock

When your significant other is playing an iphone game while still in bed with arms wrapped around you and refuses to let go of you because this means the game will have to be interrupted.

I wet myself this morning because my girlfriend had me in an iphone headlock.

by Anonymous Model November 19, 2009

iPhone asshole

Any person who has an iPhone but strictly refuses to let anyone else use it for any reason (internet, apps, etc.)

Mike: I need to look something up on the internet. Dante, can I use your iPhone?

Dante: No.

Mike: Your an iPhone Asshole.

by jfk83415 February 8, 2009

Iphone X

A phone apple pulled from their arses and slapped on Face ID that only works within a 15cm radius, also the improved sket called siri is still as deaf as your gandma listening to that emo shit skrillex.

Person 1: Show how that great iphone x works!
Person 2: let me shit it out.

by _NotEllis_ January 26, 2018

iPhone 3G S

The third generation iPhone. It is twice as fast as the 3G including the internet speed and the phone itself. It also has a new camera that has auto focus and can now take videos. It looks identical to the iPhone 3G and comes in sizes 16GB, and 32GB. It will be released on June 19th, 09.

I got up at 4 am to get on the iPhone 3G S line.

by ethweg June 9, 2009

iphone

The greatest mind control device ever.

Iphones have now taken over the world.

by Dubiks December 7, 2018

iphone fag

Assholes who keep playing on their iPhone at parties and when hanging out with friends

Look at that iPhone fag showing off his AWESOME new app instead of hanging out

by Padfootmeister May 15, 2010

iphonetricide

Meaning#1: The act of killing one's iPhone.
Meaning#2: A person who murders their iPhone.

Ladies and gentelemen of the jury, I should not be condemned for iphonetricide, I tried to make a call and the screen went black. How much is a person supposed to take from this device?

by adapenguina April 27, 2009