Definitions by _NotEllis_

Dora 

A deported brown immigrant who commited beastiality at the age of 8

DDDDDDora the monkey explorer!

Dora by _NotEllis_ March 5, 2019

Elon Musk 

A badass motherfucker who smokes weed on a podcast with zero shits given. Elon also owns Space X, an autistic space company trying to fly to the red planet mars bar to colonise and house the planet...in 200 years. I wouldn’t recommend messing with this cool ass mother fucker otherwise he will buy your unsuccessful company and make you say Asta La Vista to your whole lifes work.

Elon Musk: Steve Irwin was a legend.
Peta:He harmed animals and we don’t appreciate that!
Also Peta:*deleted*

Elon Musk by _NotEllis_ March 2, 2019

Huawei Phone

Basically The Iphone X. Face Recognition, a decent Camera, And still better than an android phone.

Person 1:I really need an upgrade from my Iphone 6s!
Random Person: Get A HUAWEI PHONE! They’re topping apple!
Person 2: Wait, I’ll shit one out for you.

Huawei Phone by _NotEllis_ February 26, 2019

Siri 

A deaf sket on every fucking iphone including the iphone x which everyone with a braincell owns unless your parents force you to have a crappy Samsung. Oh yeah and on the latest Samsung Galaxies you have a slag who copied Steve Jobs homework and created Bixby.

Person 1: Hey Siri,
Siri: Texting Grandma ‘die sket’
Person 1: NOOOOOOOOO!

Siri by _NotEllis_ February 26, 2019

Iphone X 

A phone apple pulled from their arses and slapped on Face ID that only works within a 15cm radius, also the improved sket called siri is still as deaf as your gandma listening to that emo shit skrillex.

Person 1: Show how that great iphone x works!
Person 2: let me shit it out.

Iphone X by _NotEllis_ January 26, 2018

Santa Claus 

A shit excuse for your parents to eat cookies and drink wine, also it's just your dad smooching your mother not an overweight fat old man cheating on his wife.

Child: is santa claus coming?
Dad and Mum: Oh yeah ;)

Santa Claus by _NotEllis_ January 25, 2018