hold one's horses

to wait up, to be patient

Hold your horses! I will get to that in a minute.

by Light Joker May 3, 2005

Hells Horseshoe

The deep red color recieved on ones hind quarters or 'butt' after spending several minutes or hours on the toilet. This deep red color is often times in the shape of a horseshoe.

It was a mistake for John to read in the bathroom for so long because he really got hells horseshoe on him.

The streaker obviously had been sitting on the toilet for quite some time due to the horseshoe from hell on his rear end

by The True Shananigan August 15, 2009

I love horses

derived from an advertising jingle the I Love Horses Magazine.
I Love Horses is a magazine for little girls, all about exciting equine stuff. You get a 'free gift' with each issue.

It's also very annoying.

I love horses,
best of all the animals!
I love horses,
they're my friends!

lol, i just spammed Seth with i love horses! He wasn't happy!

by The Wiglet April 19, 2009

white houses syndrome

having the song white houses by vanessa carlton stuck in your head for weeks to months after having sex for the first time. white houses by vanessa carlton is a song about loosing virginity. also, the song white houses must be on your myspace. in extreme cases bursting out into this song during various times of the day.

"last week i lost my virginity and ever since i've had white houses syndrome, look at my myspace and aim profile"

by ashuhleyx3x May 10, 2007

Secular Horseshoe Theory

The Secular Horseshoe Theory is a theory that states that anti-theists (including new atheists, militant atheists, atheist extremists and atheist zealots) and religious fundamentalists are the same, and that share similar characteristics and similar behavior.

The Secular Horseshoe Theory can be proved by seeing how anti-theists and religious fundamentalists behave between themselves.

by Dumugian December 1, 2021

horseshoe up her ass

To be extremely lucky, either by escaping an otherwise gruesome fate, or by living an easy life.

"Horseshoe up his ass" has the same meaning for a man.

If Paris Hilton didn't have a horseshoe up her ass, she'd be just another crackwhore on Skid Row.

by hesby August 27, 2009

horseshoe sandwich

an open-face sandwich that originates Springfield Illinois. It consists of Texas toast, covered in meat (usually beef), freedom (french) fries and then cheese sauce (traditionally Welsh Rarebit cheese sauce but chedder or american cheese sauce is just as good) The fries and cheese layeres can be switched in order as they usually ooze togethor anyway.

The horseshoe sandwich is a must have in central Illinois. If you want a half order, call it a ponyshoe

by northendwhitetrash March 28, 2007