h1tchess1ut

a very swaggy and funny mutual

"oh hey did you hear about h1tchess1ut?"
"oh yeah bro they're so cool."

by micah jean April 30, 2021

get hitched

To get married

I never thought you'd get hitched. Who's the lucky lady?

by LadyN April 3, 2017

Caterpillar that never hatches

When someone is punched in the dick so hard it comes through the Anus and sticks out the prolapsed anus like a cocoon.

I will give you a caterpillar that never hatches

by Sec8 July 16, 2022

Hitcher

Something big, huge, mighty. Often fierce and wicked.

Overlord awaiting combat / ability to see in darkness / spreading fear

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

Hitched

The act that occurs when a person or persons stop for a hitchhiker and the vehicle is then stolen by the hitchhiker.

I was driving down the mountain road and saw a hitchhiker, I decided to stop to help and the motherfucker hitched me.

by Dostom January 31, 2015

hitcher

a guy who dresses up in order to moleste children. most commenly like a clown or something that would be appealing to children.... they also often have there way with piggys when there are no children around.

Iowntheracistclowns(a hitchers youtube account) the clown who steals a child and molestse them in his minivan.

by holocausefate December 20, 2008

hitcher

A girl who buddies up to guys in a bar drinking on a tab in order to drink for free.

Nicole walks into a bar and immediately hangs out with a big group of guys. She's the fastest hitcher I know.

by Tony A. August 2, 2007