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Menthol Humming Blumpkin

While receiving a blow job, while taking a bowel movement, the "giver" insertes something into their mouth containing menthol, such as a cough drop, then continues while forcefully humming through there nose.
E-rod, I finally I got that Menthol Humming Blumpkin me and Rat where talking about yesterday! That girl was a real trooper!
by Mr wood April 29, 2015
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Luke Hemmings

A very hot guy from the band "5 Seconds Of Summer" or "5sos." He has blonde hair and blue eyes and is the lead singer of the band. Luke used to be very shy, but ever since getting used to the fame and dating Arzaylea, he's just not the same. According to Luke's past two girlfriends... he likes girls with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a great personality and is very kind to fans. He's also very kind to his band mates if not joking around with them.
1)have you heard of Luke Hemmings?!
omg yessss he is so hot
I know right!
I want to meet him so bad
same

2) omg I met Luke Hemmings he was sooo sweet
luckyyyyy he seems so nice i just want to hug him and never let go
i wish I didn't have to
by penguins07 August 10, 2016
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Luke hemmings

Person: have you heard of Luke Hemmings?
Fan: yeah that fake betch

Only the 5sosfam will get this if not go to YouTube and search Luke Hemmings fake betch and it will explain everything

Btw follow me on Instagram @5sos_is_ma_jam
by Luke’s baby mama July 27, 2018
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The dirty hummingbird

A man who paints his penis red, places a plastic yellow flower from a hummingbird feeder around the head of his penis, stands on his porch, and lets a hummingbird land on the flower and stick its beak in the man's penis hole.
Old man Kruter is such a perv. He sits on his porch all day and pulls the dirty hummingbird.
by Montani August 19, 2011
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Hummingbird

(noun) -huhm-ing-burd

A very small nectar-sipping New World bird of the family Trochilidae, characterized by the brilliant, iridescent plumage of the male, a slender bill, and narrow wings, the extremely rapid beating of which produces a humming sound: noted for their ability to hover and to fly upward, downward, and backward in a horizontal position.

(noun) -huhm-ing-burd

A name given to a woman who represents grace and beauty. In likeness to the hummingbird, the world becomes more picturesque and aesthetic when she is in sight. Her existence surpasses poetry and cannot be constrained to just words alone, just as a hummingbird's wings cannot be captured with sight alone. Life's most precious things cannot be fully comprehended by the senses but only felt in the heart. A hummingbird (human female) will often bear the tattooed figure of a hummingbird (small nectar-sipping bird) on her ribcage. It is very rare that you should find such a woman, but if done; make her your best friend.
There are no words to describe the friendship of a hummingbird, you only feel gratitude and thankfulness.
by Dowdy Cardinal September 19, 2013
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Hummingbird-Heartbeat

the feeling of the vagina pulsating after an orgasm.
"You give me that Hummingbird-Heartbeat, the taste of your honey is so sweet, when you give me that Hummingbird-Heartbeat." -Katy Perry
by dottymickfly October 21, 2010
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Hummingbird Anus

A Hummingbird Anus is when the end of a joint is rolled so tight that it quickly becomes wet and unsmokable.
I'm not getting anything, it's tighter than a hummingbird anus
by LogDog86 July 18, 2011
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