A large peice of farming machinery, often used for clearing nursery's, kindergartens and petting zoo's.
Uses large saw like blades to cut through things with ease, is only really used for clearing nursery's, kindergartens and petting zoo's of annoying items. aka children
Uses large saw like blades to cut through things with ease, is only really used for clearing nursery's, kindergartens and petting zoo's of annoying items. aka children
person 1: I hear you bought a new combine harvester last week.
person 2: Ye i had to get rid of the old one, to slow, makes it harder to hit the fast animals and children.
person 1: Mmmm hmmm i had the same problem last winter
person 2: Ye i had to get rid of the old one, to slow, makes it harder to hit the fast animals and children.
person 1: Mmmm hmmm i had the same problem last winter
by Keaton May 8, 2006
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