Henny Heist of 2023

when a Muslim dude steals a bottle of Henny from a store like a retard

Kevin: Yo Adam I heard about the Henny heist of 2023
Adam: bro what the heck
Luke: yo bruh that's so ferda.

by TRUMPISMYPRESIDENT#trump2024 March 8, 2023

Heath Ledger Heist

Robbing an actor of his life in exchange for making a lot of money off of his death. The death is usually an unexpected suicide that befalls a beloved and popular actor. The alleged suicide takes place within a year of the release of a film featuring the actor.

"We are are so surprised that Robin Williams killed himself. Must be a classic Heath Ledger Heist what with all those movies he has coming out."

"Shame about Paul Walker's Heath Ledger Heist. The car crash made it very obvious."

by helpfulhan August 28, 2014

Crown Jewels Heist

Getting your dog neutered

Fido has been a right little pussy since the Crown Jewels Heist

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

after-hours workplace food heists

Those insanely frustrating occurrences, always obviously pulled by the same clueless person, although you just can’t seem to bust them.

I’m gonna get me one of those secret videocams and catch that larcenous little fucker pulling these after-hours workplace food heists and get his two-faced ass fired!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist

An event were 3000 tons of maple syrup was stolen from Quebec valued at $18.7 million. It's the most valuable heist in Canadian history.

Have you heard of the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist?

by HI#2 October 1, 2019

Sex Heist

Very strategic and carefully planned sex hook-up, often requiring the aid of accomplices. Because of the secret and highly dangerous nature of the affair, it is completed quickly and never spoken of again.

She wants me bad - Imma try a sex heist when her husband is gone.

by Dustin TC November 19, 2014

Civil Heist Activist

Noun: A leader of the viral video movement without morals dedicated in finding opportunity to bend laws and regulations and or obnoxiously harass law enforcement in hopes of a negative response to upload online.

Noun: The Civil Heist Activist told the CPS officer, "Tell deez foke online you ain't fittin to com in hur wit no warren, WHIRL STORE!!!"

by DrionBavid July 11, 2016