hammers hangers

a variety of coat hangers bent or heated for the use of aborting fetuses.

shelby hammer was pregnant and was about to have a black baby before she invented hammers hangers

by Dr. cock an balls May 23, 2010

hammerstank

To fart in a bitches mouth while she is sucking on your nut sack.

Paul: Tony, I just ripped ass in Gordon's face!

Tony: Oh no shit dude, you gave him the Hammerstank!

by Paul Norris June 4, 2007

hammerskin

Neo Nazi Skinhead Extreme Violent Reputation and always very racist.

Hammerskins give skinheads a bad name.

by saxe August 5, 2005

cheese hammers

term for someones feet who are yellow on the bottom and pasty white on top

Oh my God John took out his cheese hammers.

by cheesehammer April 21, 2010

hammersharked

1. Getting so hammered that you really do believe you are a shark (see slizzard)

2. What happens to a shark when swimming in beer

1. Brooke was definitely Hammersharked during Shark Week because she kept her arms over her head like she had a fin and kept singing the Jaws theme song (dundun, dundun, dundundundun)

by Thrillway October 26, 2010

Hammerstein Ballroomed

A profound state of drunkenness well beyond just being hammered. Derived from (but with no meaningful relation to) the Hammerstein Ballroom theater in Mahattan.

I'm Hammerstein Ballroomed.

by factorj March 9, 2011

hammersmith academy

the worst school ever

omg i hate hammersmith academy

by jiafeiisqueen June 8, 2022