by tryin2hard February 28, 2009
Although some *cough cough nat cough cough* believe this to be part of a chicken or turkey, in reality it is part of the pig. We must look past such triffles and errors and realize that whats really important is freindship. In this busy day it is often commonplace to forget to let people know how greatful you are for them. Incase ive never expressed it before, to thou who thinks ham is turkey, thanks for being such a good freind :)
"Mikey, did you know that ham is really pig and not a part of chicken or turkey"
"Nat.... your soo dunzooooo... dont worry ill still be your friend!"
"Nat.... your soo dunzooooo... dont worry ill still be your friend!"
by dunzooo November 17, 2005
Derived from the Adventures of Brindsey and Littany. It is an acronymn for the Hot Adult Males tribe on the deserted islands.
It is used as an adjective in one of two situations:
1.) to describe an extremely attractive man
2.) to describe a very hot and smutty fanfic.
It is used as an adjective in one of two situations:
1.) to describe an extremely attractive man
2.) to describe a very hot and smutty fanfic.
by Synthetikax May 05, 2007
Abbreviation for "half-assed mustache". When someone with very little ability to grow a mustache nevertheless attempts to do so and ends up with a faint line of upper-lip hair. Usually found on pubescent males. Often a sign of the wearer's insecurity concerning his own masculinity.
"Billy-Ray's attempt to buy alcohol with a fake i.d. was hampered by his high-pitched voice, his short stature and his ham which, when viewed from a distance of greater than a foot, appeared less like a mustache and more like a slight smear of chocolate milk."
Billy-Ray: "How-do, lovely lady? In addition to this bottle of MD 20/20, I'd like a pack of Lucky Strikes, please."
Cashier: "May I see your i.d. sir?"
Billy-Ray: "Sure thing, doll."
Cashier: "Listen, Magnum P.I., you're not fooling anyone with that pitiful ham! Got Milk? Get the hell outta here before I call the cops!"
Billy-Ray: "How-do, lovely lady? In addition to this bottle of MD 20/20, I'd like a pack of Lucky Strikes, please."
Cashier: "May I see your i.d. sir?"
Billy-Ray: "Sure thing, doll."
Cashier: "Listen, Magnum P.I., you're not fooling anyone with that pitiful ham! Got Milk? Get the hell outta here before I call the cops!"
by dorianX January 25, 2009
n. the food Rupert Grint is obsessed with
n. meat product from pig, otherwise known as a pig product
n. extremely dramatic idiot
v. making something seem more important than it actually is
n. meat product from pig, otherwise known as a pig product
n. extremely dramatic idiot
v. making something seem more important than it actually is
by A Citizen from the CLA (Chattanooga Lunatic Asylum November 02, 2003
by jarjarbinks November 28, 2004