ham

An abbreviation for the phrase "having a moment". Can be used similar to 'i ily you" such as "I'm having a ham" which is grammatically incorrect of course, or just simply "I'm ham".

Person 1: *sigh* *has a sad face*
Person 2: awww, what's up?
Person 1: sorry, i'm just having a ham.
Person 2: oh k

by sezzzzzzab August 29, 2010

ham

Although some *cough cough nat cough cough* believe this to be part of a chicken or turkey, in reality it is part of the pig. We must look past such triffles and errors and realize that whats really important is freindship. In this busy day it is often commonplace to forget to let people know how greatful you are for them. Incase ive never expressed it before, to thou who thinks ham is turkey, thanks for being such a good freind :)

"Mikey, did you know that ham is really pig and not a part of chicken or turkey"
"Nat.... your soo dunzooooo... dont worry ill still be your friend!"

by dunzooo December 28, 2005

ham

A tasty treat.

Let's eat some ham for dinner!

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

ham

Derived from the Adventures of Brindsey and Littany. It is an acronymn for the Hot Adult Males tribe on the deserted islands.

It is used as an adjective in one of two situations:

1.) to describe an extremely attractive man
2.) to describe a very hot and smutty fanfic.

"Ohh, with that emo cut and tight jeans, he's so ham!"

by Synthetikax May 18, 2007

ham

Abbreviation for "half-assed mustache". When someone with very little ability to grow a mustache nevertheless attempts to do so and ends up with a faint line of upper-lip hair. Usually found on pubescent males. Often a sign of the wearer's insecurity concerning his own masculinity.

"Billy-Ray's attempt to buy alcohol with a fake i.d. was hampered by his high-pitched voice, his short stature and his ham which, when viewed from a distance of greater than a foot, appeared less like a mustache and more like a slight smear of chocolate milk."

Billy-Ray: "How-do, lovely lady? In addition to this bottle of MD 20/20, I'd like a pack of Lucky Strikes, please."

Cashier: "May I see your i.d. sir?"

Billy-Ray: "Sure thing, doll."

Cashier: "Listen, Magnum P.I., you're not fooling anyone with that pitiful ham! Got Milk? Get the hell outta here before I call the cops!"

by dorianX January 25, 2009

ham

Ham is good for you to love.

Wow, look at Ham, isn't it wonderful?

by jarjarbinks November 28, 2004

ham

n. the food Rupert Grint is obsessed with
n. meat product from pig, otherwise known as a pig product
n. extremely dramatic idiot
v. making something seem more important than it actually is

Rupert Grint loves ham.
I love ham.
Quit being such a ham!
You ham it up too much.

by A Citizen from the CLA (Chattanooga Lunatic Asylum November 1, 2003