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Shaft grasper

A shaft grasper is a woman inclined to holding on to the male organ with both hands. The shaft grasper is particularly obsessed with using the male sexual organ as some sort of symbolic status object. The longer she can hold on the better.
The shaft grasper is therefore not interested in providing relief of an ejaculatory matter, rather solely in maintaining the erect condition of the male organ and holding on for dear life. Shaft graspers are well known for gesturing their shaft grasping obsession with random objects like microphones, water bottles or other phallus like objects.
Shaft grasping is well known for causing blue balls.
Bob:"Did you see how Amy was stroking that water-bottle while talking to me?"
Tom:"Watch out bro she's definitely a shaft grasper"
by fruitbeer June 19, 2013
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gaspulating

Stop gaspulating

This man is gaspulating
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Gaspard

Gaspard is perfect; sexy, hot and, charming. He is romantic and caring for the person he loves. He will sometimes not be aware about what he says but don’t worry, he actually cares about you. He is the perfect guy for you!
Random person: I need someone who actually cares about me not some random jerk!

Me: Get a Gaspard you will see he really is perfect!

Random person: You are tru thank you so much!
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Grampagne

Grampagne is a bottle of champagne with a gram of molly dumped into it. Pass it around at concerts, shows and parties to keep the raging going well beyond sunrise! A Touch of Class exclusive.
"I don't drink alcohol anymore... just grampagne."
by freakyniquey November 18, 2012
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Gramp tramp

Women who only date men who are significantly older than they are.
Look at that young girl with that silver fox. Is that her dad or her date? She’s a real gramp tramp.
by ButtloadBetty92 May 25, 2018
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gaspulating

a synonym for malding, mostly used by legionares to make people mald
DAIM that Divinity member is gaspulating
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Grasping at straws

Doing and trying anything to resolve a dangerous / bad situation
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