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graspability 

The amout of grabbing that can be done on ones ass; How much meat can be gotten one grab of the ass
timmy: man your girlfriend has a nice ass
tristen: dude stfu
timmy: dude what i cant help she has nice graspability
tristen: yea i cant blame you
graspability by 145beast July 14, 2009
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Gaypability 

A capability that only gay men possess, and that straight men can only dream of possessing. It derives from a part of the gay man's brain that's shaped like Cher, and is absolutely fabulous.
Was that a perfect triple lutz double toe-loop?

Ya man, and that dude's never ice skated before!

Wow, talk about a gaypability.
Gaypability by GayBlaine October 9, 2014

grabability 

Adjective: grabability is the ability to grab something with more efficiency
While cooking an Italian dinner for our dorm's weekly Italian night, I needed to crush some fresh garlic when suddenly I noticed that I was missing a crushing device. To solve my problem I grabbed a Ziploc bag and sealed the garlic inside. Then with a cutting board I crushed the garlic. Unfortunately the cutting board was slipping because of its little grabability. So I took a pot with two handles, thus giving me more grabability when crushing the garlic inside the stupid plastic bag. Alas the Italian dinner was completed!
grabability by Cooking instructor October 6, 2010

grepability 

The ability to grep (also "grep-ability").
Use consistent style conventions to improve the grepability of your code.
grepability by urbancoder October 22, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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