graspability 

The amout of grabbing that can be done on ones ass; How much meat can be gotten one grab of the ass

timmy: man your girlfriend has a nice ass
tristen: dude stfu
timmy: dude what i cant help she has nice graspability
tristen: yea i cant blame you

graspability by 145beast July 14, 2009

Gaypability 

A capability that only gay men possess, and that straight men can only dream of possessing. It derives from a part of the gay man's brain that's shaped like Cher, and is absolutely fabulous.

Was that a perfect triple lutz double toe-loop?

Ya man, and that dude's never ice skated before!

Wow, talk about a gaypability.

Gaypability by GayBlaine October 9, 2014

grabability 

Adjective: grabability is the ability to grab something with more efficiency

While cooking an Italian dinner for our dorm's weekly Italian night, I needed to crush some fresh garlic when suddenly I noticed that I was missing a crushing device. To solve my problem I grabbed a Ziploc bag and sealed the garlic inside. Then with a cutting board I crushed the garlic. Unfortunately the cutting board was slipping because of its little grabability. So I took a pot with two handles, thus giving me more grabability when crushing the garlic inside the stupid plastic bag. Alas the Italian dinner was completed!

grabability by Cooking instructor October 6, 2010

grepability 

The ability to grep (also "grep-ability").

Use consistent style conventions to improve the grepability of your code.

grepability by urbancoder October 22, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019