Governor DeShaggy 

Governor DeShaggy — Another name for The Tyrant of Tallahassee; Pudding Fingers; The Great White Nope; The most awkward political candidate in the world: Ron DeSantis.

When asked about his ridiculous position about teaching the many positive benifits of slavery in Florida schools he said in a most awkward public interview: It wasn’t me; I didn’t write it — quite reminiscent of the Shaggy hit song I Wasn’t Me.

Get a clue, Ron — if you want to lead; then, you gotta stand behind your own BULLSHITE!!!!!

When asked about his ridiculous position about teaching the many positive benifits of slavery in Florida schools Governor DeShaggy said in a most awkward public interview: It wasn’t me; I didn’t write it — quite reminiscent of the Shaggy hit song I Wasn’t Me, which is how he acquired this new moniker.

Governor DeShaggy by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 29, 2023

Please proceed, Governor 

When somebody thinks they're about to outsmart you and you encourage them to keep going, knowing you have a fact ready to completely humiliate them.

Mitt Romney: "You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror... is that what you're saying?
Barack Obama: "Please proceed, Governor"
...
Romney humiliated by debate moderator

Please proceed, Governor by jcb82 October 19, 2012

Goobernatorial

When all the candidates for governor are idiots. A lose-lose situation.

Bubba: Yo bro who do you want to become governor?
Bill: I don't care it's a goobernatorial election.

Goobernatorial by Squeeps February 25, 2014

gubernator 

A ruler or governor. From the Latin gubernatus.
Also, the helmsman or pilot of a boat.

This is a word from Roman times and was NOT coined for Schwarzenegger.

An example appears in a 19th century poem by Oliver Wendell Holmes, "Contentment" -

I'm very sure I should not care
To fill our Gubernator's chair.

gubernator by Baron Van Valin December 6, 2012

governor jay inslee 

The pathetic, useless, and clueless governor of Washington state that is anti restaurants, bars, and gyms, and talks to everyone as if they are three years old.

How is Governor Jay Inslee in office when he is so mind numbingly stupid, and why does it look like his mouth is crooked when speaking?

governor jay inslee by Christ0001! November 17, 2020

Pretty Boy Governor 

A disparaging nickname pulled out of the mass ass of anti-Newsom factions who see the handsome and charismatic California Governor as an enemy of small business due to his tendency to over-value public health and the environment.

That Pretty Boy Governor can’t be trusted to align himself with the capitalist values of small business so we’ve mounted a lame and energy-wasting recall campaign!

Pretty Boy Governor by Dr Bunnygirl May 5, 2021

gubernatorial

Of, or referring to a governor. This word is exceptionally weird, because it should be governorial or something. Like, when we elect a President, it's called a Presidential election, NOT a Presibentorial election.

"It's funny the way Arnold Schwartzneggar pronounces gubernatorial."

gubernatorial by star8706 September 19, 2003