Gord

A more dramatic or sassy way of saying “Lord” or “God”.

“Oh my Gord, you are so stupid.”

by Bailee’s brain March 31, 2021

gordes

Referring to the famous Canadian singer/songwriter, Gordon Lightfoot, who was known for having some extraordinary live performances and some very horrific ones. Gordes can be used as an adjective to describe either a good or bad situation. It entirely depends on the context in which the word is being used.

For Example:

(referring to a good experience)

"That party was so gordes bro"

(referring to a bad experience)

"Man, that concert was ultimate gordes, literally no one came"

by BillyRayCyrus2 January 16, 2014

gord boys

A group of gay prostitutes that enjoy sucking dick and taking it in the ass

James: did you see that group of gord boys today

Jack: no I didn’t
James: thank God, my eyes are blinded from seeing so much gay anal

by The Urban God October 14, 2017

Gord

Gord is a fictional superhero created in 2020. David Baxley was thrown out of his window and went to heaven. When he got there, God told him he was going to give him a second chance at life. To become the super hero known as Gord. Gord is powered by Gord Shakes. He possesses super strength. Some of his main adversaries include Doctor Baxley, The Fisherman, SuWu, and the White Tiger

Did you guys see the new Gord movie? It was called Gord Prevails. Gord is a great superhero

by Mm16 February 22, 2021

Gord

Someone who fishes way to close to someone.

“Why is that Gord fishing so close? He’s gotta move”
“There’s too many Gords in this spot. We gotta find another spot.”

by Ndogg0869 March 10, 2025

Ultra-Gord

Being an absolute mink

Here Metweird you'r being an absolute ultra-gord

by bobbyhilllsd May 6, 2009

Gord

A gord is a behavior of anyone man or woman who acts luke a total piece of shit. People who fall under the categorization of a gord will live is filth, dont own a home or vehicle and generally act like total bitches.

Person: clean your apartment its filthy

Gord: leave me alone my house is clean and so is my sisters

Person: mhm you're such a gord

by Randybobany October 15, 2020