God

The voice that talks to you from the announcement speaker.

"Cleanup in aisle 1!"
"God? Is that you?"

by strawberryjello April 14, 2006

God

Apparently a being worth more than 356 urban dictionary definitions :D

Dude....my god, GOD has so many damn definitions!

by MyNameIsRemy June 10, 2007

God

A pretty awesome dude who created everything in 6 days. Can you do that? Didn't think so.

And God said, "Let there be ALL this shit." And there was ev'rything.

by Cats in Hats & Hats in Cats January 24, 2011

God

a person that had no parents...

LIFE ISNT GOD’S PARENTS! GOD IS LIFE’S PARENT!

by Boi On A Unicycle November 05, 2018

God

Think about it... If God exists, he would be the greatest slave owner in existence.

"Hi, I'm God. I created the world and everyone in it for the sole purpose of having them worship and serve me for life in the hopes that I will save them from myself."

How does this make sense to people at all?

by no7orious May 14, 2009

There is no god

What one says when they discover something truly vile and horrifying. Only used upon finding finding something unusually, shockingly wretched.

Guy1: Check this out: http://www.chat-avenue.com/kidchat.html

Guy2: There is no god. O.O;

by OTRMain July 20, 2008

God

A very misunderstood Being.

A lot of definition's on here blame God for many things, such as starving children, unpunished people, parts of the world being destroyed, yet none seem to realize that it is of our own doing that these things happen.
For our evil these children suffer, and die. Of our own doing we create criminal's, and people who go "unpunished" WE are the ones destroying our own planet. One of the greatest things God has ever given us is the power of Free Will, whether or not we choose to abuse it is of our own accord, and he is not to blame for it, it is us, as evil, sinning people. Just as humans are, and always will be, we love to put the blame on someone or something else, instead of taking responsibility for own own actions.

This is what i believe, God, whether or not you choose to agree is completely up to you.

by iloveyouall1245 September 26, 2011