God

Is a person that is all perfect that will help you in trouble times and he loves you no matter what if you have him in your life you are lucky

God is not dead

by Uzimaster January 02, 2016

God

The voice that talks to you from the announcement speaker.

"Cleanup in aisle 1!"
"God? Is that you?"

by strawberryjello March 04, 2006

God

Apparently a being worth more than 356 urban dictionary definitions :D

Dude....my god, GOD has so many damn definitions!

by MyNameIsRemy June 10, 2007

God

A pretty awesome dude who created everything in 6 days. Can you do that? Didn't think so.

And God said, "Let there be ALL this shit." And there was ev'rything.

by Cats in Hats & Hats in Cats January 24, 2011

God

a person that had no parents...

LIFE ISNT GOD’S PARENTS! GOD IS LIFE’S PARENT!

by Boi On A Unicycle November 06, 2018

God

Think about it... If God exists, he would be the greatest slave owner in existence.

"Hi, I'm God. I created the world and everyone in it for the sole purpose of having them worship and serve me for life in the hopes that I will save them from myself."

How does this make sense to people at all?

by no7orious May 15, 2009

There is no god

What one says when they discover something truly vile and horrifying. Only used upon finding finding something unusually, shockingly wretched.

Guy1: Check this out: http://www.chat-avenue.com/kidchat.html

Guy2: There is no god. O.O;

by OTRMain November 20, 2005