Goddess Haseena

1. A woman so beautiful, brilliant and wholesome, that she is simply not like any other woman that has walked this earth.

This woman therefore possesses some uncommon spiritual element that cannot be solidly defined but is clearly present.

2.

A woman so catastrophically intoxicating and devastatingly beautiful, that the only title you can afford said woman without disrespecting her is that of a Goddess.

I adore the Goddess Haseena not for the way she danced with my angels, but for, the sound of her name could silence my demons.

by AdmiralGeneralLordBaker July 11, 2019

Godded Up

Godded Up means to be unstoppable at something and very good at something. This means anything someone can do good, you can do it better because you are Godded Up. Godded up people also have drip.

Maria: Damian, how did you get all these chicks to love you? And how do you always pull up looking like the freshest man in the room?

Damian: I’m just Godded Up like that you know 😌.

by DeeIntellectual May 31, 2020

goddamn motherfucking

goddamn motherfucking much more powerful and profane than goddamn and motherfucking alone

my neighbor turned his goddamn dogs loose to do their goddamn motherfucking business in my yard what a prick

by bluebear August 4, 2021

Maimai (weird ass bisexual goddess)

Show stopping. Beautiful. Absolutely perfect. No matter who you are, what you’re doing or where you’re going, if you see a Maimai I can guarantee you’ll be smiling. A Maimai is the light in all the world, the happiness in all the sunshine, the peace in all the rivers, she is ethereal. No human could even come CLOSE to the amount of joy and beauty that Maimai brings to the world. Any human who gets to have as little as a brief exchange with Maimai is a blessed as a person can be. Unique, lovely, fantastic, mystical, amazing are all things to describe a Maimai. (And if you hurt Maimai her best friend Roxanne will probably come rip your lungs out and feed them to you so be careful^^)

“Omg that dress is so beautiful it could be Maimai (weird ass bisexual goddess)

by Matsuyama Kitty January 19, 2021

Handjob Goddess

A female whose hands were sculpted by the gods of Olympus. She is bred to perform jerking of the male genitalia with precise form and beautiful motion, that of a true goddess. Her tension will have you preferring her services over your own hands that you never thought would be replaced.

Bro 1: Bro, I got a handjob last night.
Bro 2: That's it? That blows bro.
Bro 1: Nah bro, it was by a handjob goddess, I actually came.
Bro 2: Whattt?
Bro 1: But she aimed my own weapon at me.
Bro 2: Eww brooooo

by franzschubert March 20, 2011

jesus goddamn fucking christ

1. an exclamation one would express when frustrated

2. so angry in fact you have no other way to describe it other than yelling this phrase as loud as possible.

wife: "the dishes are dirty, the trash hasn't been taken out, the dogs need to go out, pick up your clothes."

husband: "JESUS GODDAMN FUCKING CHRIST!"

by Moises Buentello December 2, 2010

goddamn goddamn

A term used when one goddamn is not enough emotion to show for a certain event. Could also be used to describe an act committed by an individual so bad or so stupid that one goddamn is not enough emotion to desccribe your exasperation. Could also be used whenever you see some fine ass woman.

Holy shit did you see that? goddamn goddamn that right there is some straight asshaterey.


You see that fine ass MILF? Yeah goddamn goddamn

by pantyteamaster April 13, 2009