glute

A shortened version of Gluteous Maximous - your butt muscles

Jo: oww, my glute's hurting from that work-out

by xxxwtdxxx February 15, 2006

Glush

A Canadian Twitter party centered around an awards show. Hashtagged with #glush, anyone can join this drinking game. A bad toast, a bad dress, or a drink on camera and everyone enjoys a digital toast, knocking one back at home, together in spirit. Digital party FTW!

Are you going to join the GLUSH party tonight?

by RL IRL April 28, 2010

glutenist

a girl named kendall who likes to make edits on tiktok that ruin everyone's day; her edits never miss but then again these hands won't either if she keeps making me cry (her edits are genuinely outstanding)

person 1: do u follow glutenist?
person 2: yes, but i also value my mental state, and i can't bring myself to watch her edits most of the time
person 1: same, still love her though

by stickybeebs June 2, 2021

gluteus maximus

Scientific word for the muscles in the buttocks, a.k.a butt, a.k.a ass, a.k.a arse

Damn that chick has a nice gluteus maximus

by Normal_criminal December 31, 2003

Glute Spread

Mandatory pose implemented into pro bodybuilding in 2022 where the contestants spread there glutes apart using their hands for the judges. Some contestants may decide to pull their trunks into thongs, or slightly bend over.

Phil Heath takes back the Olympia after dominating the rear glute spread, bless Hany Rambod’s palpating fingers.

by biceppeak69 August 14, 2021

glutes

ass cheeks
gluteous maixmous
someones ass

My glutes hurt from those ass clenches

by valect May 31, 2005

Gluteal Spreadinitis

The spreading of the gluteus maximus in women when they out grow their teen years. When a women eats too much and her ass grows larger and larger.

My ex-wife was stricken with Gluteal Spreadinitis after eating too many Twinkies and Ho-Ho's.

by farting dumb ass March 12, 2009