After much debate in the scientific community Mr Graham Roach proved once and for all time on 28.01.2022 that Mars is indeed safe for Corliacs.
I feared going to Mars as I wasn’t sure if it would meet my gluten free needs. But I was delighted to discover that there is no gluten on Mars.
by Bring-Rown-Beer February 02, 2022
There are many kinds of hipster ass thorns: the vegetarian, the vegan, the juice cleanse, the diet, the peanut allergy (I KNOW ITS NOT A CHOICE BUT SHUT UP ABOUT IT ALREADY I DONT NEED TO HEAR ABOUT IT GOD YOURE WORSE THAN THE LACTOSE INTOLERANT GUY!)
However, the gluten douche is arguably the most prominent of the bunch. The gluten douche likes to bombard you with excuse me does this have gluten? Or just asking what’s in something even though gluten douche knows damn well that isn’t gluten free they just want you to list all the things in it so they can interject and tell you how fat and unhealthy you are for even breathing near gluten
However, the gluten douche is arguably the most prominent of the bunch. The gluten douche likes to bombard you with excuse me does this have gluten? Or just asking what’s in something even though gluten douche knows damn well that isn’t gluten free they just want you to list all the things in it so they can interject and tell you how fat and unhealthy you are for even breathing near gluten
Guy 1: “Oh god it’s the gluten douche.”
Guy 2: “ I swear to god if he asks about gluten one more time I’m gonna shove this ‘gluten packed high calorie’ pizza crust down his throat.”
Guy 1: “It’s like we get it you’re healthy shut up!”
Guy 2: “Right?”
Gluten douche: “excuse me, but is that gluten free?”
Guy 1: “you don’t like the crusts right?”
Guy 2: “ I swear to god if he asks about gluten one more time I’m gonna shove this ‘gluten packed high calorie’ pizza crust down his throat.”
Guy 1: “It’s like we get it you’re healthy shut up!”
Guy 2: “Right?”
Gluten douche: “excuse me, but is that gluten free?”
Guy 1: “you don’t like the crusts right?”
by I knew the whole time June 26, 2018
Someone with the opposite of a gluten intolerance. A person who enjoys gluten so much, food ethics may be set aside for the sake of consuming gluten.
A gluten slut loves all forms of gluten, not just including bread and pasta but also gluten-containing condiments like soy sauce.
A gluten slut loves all forms of gluten, not just including bread and pasta but also gluten-containing condiments like soy sauce.
I'm such a gluten slut lol, I love bread and rice. I'm so lucky I don't have a reaction to it otherwise I'd be a sad girl.
by wheresmygundam March 17, 2022
The most bready communist leader you will ever meet. Vladimir Gluten is very Russian, and he rides a bearguette to work every day. He worked together with Breaddie Mercury to create the single most destructive bagel in the known universe. The outcome of this project was to make loads of money selling the bagel to Kim Jong Bun to fire at Donald Grump on a nuclear power scale.
Mentioning Vladimir Gluten to a friend will instantly repel them from your friend group unless they are a legend
Mentioning Vladimir Gluten to a friend will instantly repel them from your friend group unless they are a legend
Human 1. Did u hear about the most destructive bagel in the known universe?
Human 2. Is this the mighty tale of Vladimir Gluten?
Human 3. I'm leaving this conversation.
Human 2. Is this the mighty tale of Vladimir Gluten?
Human 3. I'm leaving this conversation.
by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021
by glutenator April 20, 2011
A Gluten Freestyler is a person who participates in a sport or fitness activity and has a food diet that avoids gluten.
For example a athlete with a diet that avoids gluten would be called a 'gluten freestyler'.
For example a athlete with a diet that avoids gluten would be called a 'gluten freestyler'.
This gluten freestyler way has got me so lean because I can't find food to eat that is gluten-free.
A gluten freestyler travels the world and trains at high intensity levels, but is impeded by the difficulty in finding suitable safe gluten-free foods for recovery and growth.
A gluten freestyler travels the world and trains at high intensity levels, but is impeded by the difficulty in finding suitable safe gluten-free foods for recovery and growth.
by Angelo Soul March 01, 2020
OMG, I got Gluten-Gaslighted on the yoga retreat - the others thought it was all in my head and told me so, despite me having a obvious and severe physical reaction to the bread!
by Ali Sea June 26, 2017