Glurple

A mixture of either "gray and purple" or "green, blue, and purple", glurple can result in two VERY different colors. In its gray/purple form, it can become an appealing tint, but in its other form it often has the ability to scare small children.

John: Dude, did you see that chick over there?
Casey: You mean the one in the glurple shirt?
John: Yeah, that's the one.
Casey: Dude...that's a guy.
John: ...No it isn't.
Casey: Glurple changes looks, dude. It's friekin' powerful.

by The Blurple Blasphemer September 19, 2009

slurp the glurp

Verb: The act of sucking the semen off of a mans erect penis directly after he ejaculated in your rectum.

I totally got that dirty street whore to slurp the glurp when I finished.

by Dr. Face May 30, 2009

glurt

a woman so unbelievably hideous that she is upsetting to be around or even acknowledge in any way.

"Hey, there's YOUR honey!"
*looks* "Oh holy God, what a glurt!" *scarred for life*
"Hahahaha!"

by Moonmantis October 28, 2009

glurch

a quiet/medium volumed sound made with the back of the throat used by pigeons like this..

ghrhrhrmmmmnnm

Razzall: Have you noticed that noise he makes?
Becky: Yeah its weird isnt it?
Razzall: Yeah he like.. glurches
Becky: :| He fingered me in history.

by beckylines April 29, 2008

glurp

A woman's post-coital, delayed reaction. It refers to the "stuff" (and accompanying sound) that inevitably escapes her vagina after her initial clean-up. A glurp usually occurs within minutes (or upon standing) but in some cases has been known to happen hours later.

Just when I thought it was safe to put on my underwear, I let out a glurp.

by Mizlu January 3, 2017

Glurp

A large pile of a white mysterious substance.

She had a big glurp in her hand.

by Cocknasty April 20, 2009

glurp

A burp that results in partially digested food coming back up.

Oh, that's digusting, I just glurped, I didn't want to taste that dinner again!

by spinxcat August 6, 2004