GLOAT

GLOAT : Greatest Loser Of All Time

(originated from irritation at a Subaru advert focused on GOOAT,

the "Greatest Outback Of All Time," an obvious ripoff of GOAT -

"Greatest Of All Time.," being compared to a mountain goat)

Someone with an IQ/ability inversely proportional to his actual
IQ/ability (ref: "E & B syndrome" and WOMBAT) who has somehow,
despite ALL "common sense," managed to procure a position of some
eminence and power and taken advantage of it to TOTALLY cock up
something under his control which adversely affects thousands
(more likely millions) of people whose descendants will likely
suffer from it for at least 13 generations.
It applies equally well to ANY level of idiocy, from a Hyacinth
type organizing committee chair bringing peanuts as a snack for a
child's day social event - focusing on ALLERGIES - at a local
children's hospital to a top-level politician because of religious
differences with another country's atheist vice-president.
"Wouldn't it be proof of karma if the GLOAT who dreamt up the cola
wars died choking on a Pepsi bottle cap while crossing the street
in front of a speeding Coke delivery van?"
by OzoneBoy February 27, 2021
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Gloat

Gloat is the term used for the process of releif from the feeling of taking a dump (defaction) as if it almost disappears. Biologically it is the dilation of the muscles surrounding your colon and around your rectum.
Mother asked me how much longer i can hold it in, i said it's fine i have gloated
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Gloat

Gloat (G.L.O.A.T)
Greatest Love of All Time

True love 🤍❤
He is my GLOAT and I am his.
by Betterwords October 03, 2021
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Gloat

Greatest Loser Of All Time. A takeoff on 'GOAT', The Greatest of All Time.
"That's guy is such a Gloat, he made his mother sleep in the station wagon because he didn't want her to see his girlfriend..."
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GLOAT

GLOAT, coined on May 28th 2024 in Manhattan President Trump's legal team.

GLOAT means The Greatest Liar Of All Time. This is in reference to who everyone knows is, Michael Cohen.

On the stand he perjured himself, admitted to lying and admitted to a felony. Which was greater than what he was lying about on the stand. Yet the police didn't come to the witness stand and take him away in cuffs. They let him ramble on. They let him spread more lies then the media spread the same afterwards.

The GLOAT will never be forgotten. He'll be remembered as one who turned upside down New York's justice system forever converting it from what once was a pillar of the Community to what is now a Stalinistic show trial system. Where one can be found guilty without unanimous decisions by the jurors.

GLOAT
Watch out for the GLOAT. He's coming for you.
by RightRushLeftGod.2 May 29, 2024
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vote gloat

When you feel elated that the candidate for which you voted won the election.
Ah, the vote gloat that occurs when someone like she wins.
by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018
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Gloat-Fest

When a group of individuals connect to contemplate or dwell on their success or another's misfortune.
Person 1: Those inner-city professionals really love Linked IN.
Person 2: Yeah it is like a gloat-fest on that platform.
by Becks9000 August 05, 2019
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