Gorken is a really great person. He's super kind and generous and has the most contagious laugh. He's obsessed with his sexy cars and if you ask he'll let u ride ;) he's hilarious and you won't want to miss the opportunity to be his friend
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I'm hungry for some gerkins
by Anonymous September 11, 2002
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1) Really good at doing something. Up to the point of being gerkinly good.
2) A bit of a nobhead in any kind of way.
(Yes, these two conflicting opinions do make it extremely hard to tell what is meant sometimes. It's open to the receiver's interpretation to prevent unwanted offense and tears.)
3) A particularly nice gerkin.
1) Really good at doing something. Up to the point of being gerkinly good.
2) A bit of a nobhead in any kind of way.
(Yes, these two conflicting opinions do make it extremely hard to tell what is meant sometimes. It's open to the receiver's interpretation to prevent unwanted offense and tears.)
3) A particularly nice gerkin.
1)
Will: I'm pretty solid at chess.
Emily: You're not just solid, you're a Murkin' Gerkin
2)
Lydia: Hey John! That new shampoo you're using is making your hair smell like wet dog.
John: Stop being a Murkin' Gerkin.
3)
Bethany: Mmmmmmmmmmm... that was one hell of a Murkin' Gerkin.
Will: I'm pretty solid at chess.
Emily: You're not just solid, you're a Murkin' Gerkin
2)
Lydia: Hey John! That new shampoo you're using is making your hair smell like wet dog.
John: Stop being a Murkin' Gerkin.
3)
Bethany: Mmmmmmmmmmm... that was one hell of a Murkin' Gerkin.
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Get the jerkin the gerkin mug.1. Term used to describe an unfortunate genetic disorder which renders a male with inadequately sized anatomy.
2. a tiny dick; an itty bitty weeny
3. DAMN!
2. a tiny dick; an itty bitty weeny
3. DAMN!
This poor boy has the worst case of the Gerkin Syndrome I've ever seen.
The disappointment on her face said it all, "Not the Gerkin Syndrome again".
His Gerkin Syndrome was so bad that he couldn't even measure up to Barbie's boyfriend, Ken.
The disappointment on her face said it all, "Not the Gerkin Syndrome again".
His Gerkin Syndrome was so bad that he couldn't even measure up to Barbie's boyfriend, Ken.
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