Fording

A act of making a series of bad decisions or poor life choices in row similar to that of former Toronto mayor Rob Ford.

Man, I was totally Fording last night .. I don't remember what happened but then I checked my phone.

by 976tec9 March 21, 2017

Fuck ya Ford

A definition directly and only used towards one individual: *Ford Kineth Kemp*

Essentially only to make the person (being ford) look like a fuck face, because he is being one; usually to no one's suprise.

Person A: "Look at that picture of Ford playing Xbox; what a tool."

Person B: "Fuck ya Ford!!!"

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At a sports event

Person A: "Hey, check it out. Is that Ford on the flex cam? Is he really pulling his shirt up and kissing his muscles..."

Person B: "Fuck ya Ford!!!"

by LilSlimShadey069 January 3, 2010

fnord

A fnord is a propaganda word conditioned in the masses from a very young age to respond to, usually with fear, anxiety, or uneasiness, but unable to be seen by the general populace. (This definition originates in the Illuminatus trilogy of books by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson.) Sometimes it's used in a sentence to denote a general conspiracy (often jokingly), or sometimes it's used for no reason, especially by Discordians fnord.

I heard that David Koresh is sharing an apartment in Argentina with Hitler fnord.

by bodhicide January 17, 2005

Ford F-350

When you ridin in the big truk u stick your dick in a hole out of the truk and get a awsom blowjob. usually happens at a trurkstop restroom. Then after u get good sex from the person giving the blowjob. But u dont know who is giving the good succ so the identy of the blower is hidden.

yo my nigger i just got ford f-350 and it was soo awsom. my dik is sore now.

by benhickdaddy123 November 29, 2016

Harrison Ford

The only person ever known to survive a nuclear blast by climbing into a lead refridgerator and getting thrown 2 miles into the air.

Harrison Ford can survive nuclear blasts because he recognizes the valuble qualities of lead refridgerators.

by El_Gordito January 28, 2009

four door ford whore

Term coined by the Tourettes Guy on youtube

"If that slut was a car, she would be a four door ford whore!"

by SERTLS May 15, 2015

Nation Ford High School

Located in Fort Mill, SC this wealthy-class High School is full of the most rich, juul-smoking students. The kids drive Audi’s, BMW’s, Mercedes, and Tesla’s. The teachers drive KIA’s. The students at the schools hobbies are smoking, starting meme wars, and making cardboard cutouts of the beloved principal Jason Johns. This school may not be filled with the smartest of students but, at least they aren’t Fort Mill High School.

Mom:”You’re going to Nation Ford High School”
Me:*screams* “fuCK MOM I CANT AFFORD A MERCEDES EvEryOne iS goNNa lAugH aT mE!”

by iamtherealbigchungus January 14, 2019