fuckshit monkeyballs

One who gives a blowjob while shitting, and he blows a load as big as monkey balls. also compared to a blumpkin, but better.

let's fuck and blow fuckshit monkeyballs

by fkmonkeyballking July 22, 2009

fuckshitfuckshitfuck

Exclamation. describing state of panic.

fuckshitfuckshitfuck could be used for the following;

Opening a parachute but to no effect.

Realising you did not pay attention to your instructions on your exam paper and forgot to answer BOTH questions.

Putting your hand in your back pocket to pay your tab at a bar to discover you never took your wallet.

Having your johnny burst during private time with the missus.

Looking at the black guy using the urinal next to you, who is incidentally twice your size, with you dressed for a party as a grand wizard of the K.K.K.

by Jeffrey Douglas November 15, 2006

fuckpit

I place that sucks. A living hell. See Iraq.

I hate this place. Iraq fucking sucks. Yeah, it's a fuckpit.

by Jamba Juice January 3, 2009

fuckshit avenue

The point of absolute insanity, the loss of all reason and any care about anything and everything. May be reached as a result of extreme anger. Also used to refer to the state the human mind enters when it goes FUBAR under the care of powerful-ass drugs.

"Man, after he pulled that last one on me I was on the verge of fuckshit avenue."

After taking the overdose of LSD, she proceeed to take an hourlong trip down fuckshit avenue.

by that cameltopping armadillo July 6, 2012

fuckshitty

exactly one unit more than shitty.

My day was shitty until my kiddie porn stash was found, now it's fuckshitty

by Hal Campbell July 12, 2004

fuckshitassmonkey

A way of expressing feeling, such as anger, or when something goes wrong,or you "have" fucked up!

This is Fuckshitassmonkey bullshit!

by slimthuglife87 May 10, 2008

Fuckshit

1)generally used to express signs of anger, failure, rage, etc
2)used to express hatred/annoyance,
3)used to end an awkward silence/awkward moments/statement
4)used to express emotions about ex boyfriends or prissy fake people

example: FUCKSHIT that fucking whore
or, (person slams finger in door):FUCKSHIT
or,dialogue: i want you...do you want me? uhhhhhhh FUCKSHIT i have to go. talk to you soon?

by Am/Ros November 20, 2006