douche hatted fuck monkey

A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.

Mike drank all my booze and didn't pay a dime for it. He's such a douche hatted fuck monkey

by Kidl154 September 10, 2014

fucking monkeys in a fucking barrel

when your angry and need something random to say.

fucking monkeys in a fucking barrel! where's my phone?

by Blaackins November 4, 2010

little brown fuck monkey

little brown fuck monkey A term used by americans living in central america to describe permiscuis latin women

i seen the hottest little brown fuck monkey at the bar last night so i took her home poked her in the brown eye and then gave her a dirty sanchez before the money shot

by durnkin monkey September 16, 2006

Fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench

Its just an exclamtion..either of surprise, horror, disgust, dismay...

Person 1: still another forty minutes of this boring lesson

Person 2: Aaah..fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench!

by The Wild Child January 4, 2008

Fucking monkey

A fucking monkey.

What do you think I was gonna say? You fucking monkey.

by Pelotas849230 May 11, 2022

Fuck monkey

When a guy gets pegged and screams “OO OO AUGH AUGH~” while getting it in the ass

Alex: hey did you hear Owen is a fuck monkey?
John: oh.

If you ever do this while being pegged, please seek help.
Thank you.

by phelon (felon) July 2, 2024

Fuck Monkey Butt

When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey

Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...

by Jellotin Desert September 6, 2009