frienemisis

a close friend that is also your greatest competition. you strive to out do, undermine and defeat eachother at every opportunity, while still maintaing what appears to be a close friendship. whether you are actually friends depends on how you truly feel...

keep your friends close, your enemies closer and your frienemisis closest

by PLB March 27, 2012

frienefits

Friends with benefits.

We're not dating, we're just frienefits.

by Jamonazo November 18, 2010

frienefactor

One who continues financial help after a relationship dissolves. In mature cases, can lead to mutual success. in lesser years it can lead to ponderous "hills" like luncheons where the male is called upon for post gynecological support for funtimes of others.

So, she called and said there was a potential problem with her parts due to an indescretion with another guy, but her gyno said it was o.k. So, I paid the bill, hugged my healthys and said goodbye. Receptionist: "You're a hell of a Frienefactor"

by gregory trayne October 23, 2008

frienditute

Paying someone (not always monetary) to be your friend on a social network just to appear like you have cool and interesting friends.

Shut Up!, were not really friends. I’m just a frienditute for a few days.

by blacksilk December 2, 2010

Friendafits

Short formed of friends with benefits.

This entails: two friendly friends who hook up to realease sexual tension as a favour to each other.

This short form is usually used in textual messages, by teenage girls, and lazy people who do not like the sound B makes.

See also, fuck buddy.

Pam: Hey Andy, can we hook up some time?
Aaron: Sure, lets get our horny on!
Pam: Awesome, I could really use some friendafits, most deff!

by ItsJustSam! September 1, 2010

Frienditcher

(verb) Someone who stops hanging out or calling their friends because of there friends relationship

charlie is such a Frienditcher, ever since i started dating Katherine he stop calling me

by geoff667 December 2, 2010

Frienditute

A desirable person (particularly an attractive female) who gets paid to be someone's friend on Facebook. (From Dilbert Cartoon Dec. 1, 2010)

I'll pay you $500 a month to be my Facebook friend and post on my wall every week. I know that makes you a frienditute, but we won't name it!

by Dilbertfan December 2, 2010