fobert

Commonly misconceieved as a simple mis-spelling of "Robert". Is actually a replacement for larger words when it is innapropriate to use the larger word or the word is too hard to pronounce.

1.He had a fault with his dioxynucleic acid.
He had a problem with his fobert.

2.Boy: Please play with my fobert.
Girl: Why do you always call your penis "fobert"?

by Benjibum August 2, 2006

Foreternifinityever

a unit of time, equivalent to approximately 7 forevers.

Aaron and Kait are in true love that will last Foreternifinityever

by aarow September 10, 2010

FOBED

to not give somone the time of day
to ignore

Sarah: "Hey Dwayne can i have your autograph??"
Dwayne: Looking up and down at Sarah "Meh." and keeps on walking
Sarah: "I cant believe he just fobed me."

by SarahDwayne October 31, 2008

foetusfuck

the singer of the metal band necrowhorebag

have you heard foetusfuck scream? its epic

by blahhii April 11, 2009

foreturd

skid marks and shit spackle that ends up on the frontal hemisphere of the toilet that could only arrive there by dislocated anus or extreme rectal explosions

yo dude get the toilet brush and scrub off this foreturd...how did you get it there anyway? Sittin on the toilet backwards?

by samir rimas November 20, 2010

fboet

Someone who tries to rhyme their Facebook status updates or comments.
Sometimes written as foet to more closely resemble poet.

That chick's a fboet she'll rhyme on a dime and comments in sonnets.

by thecritter March 18, 2011

foetalised

To be curled up in the fetal position and unable to move, the morning after a massive night out dirnking/dancing/partying.

Holly was unable to talk to Alexe on the phone as she was foetalised from all the RedBull she drank last night.

by highcaffeinecode September 13, 2012