fboet

Someone who tries to rhyme their Facebook status updates or comments.
Sometimes written as foet to more closely resemble poet.

That chick's a fboet she'll rhyme on a dime and comments in sonnets.

fboet by thecritter March 18, 2011

Ash foetus 

A very delicious delicacy. Serve it to anyone(ingredients:human egg, 500g ash, 100g dog meat,1 liter oil, 1 chicken egg

1)Burn your relative for ash

2)Take some menustrated blood

3)Incubate the blood to create undeveloped fetuses

4)dip the foetus in egg

5)then coat it with ash

6)Preheat oil to 170 degrees for 10 minutes

7)Place ash foetus inside and cook it for 2 minutes

8)place some RAW dog meat on cooked ash foetus for more flavor

9)Serve and enjoy!

Saibo: OOo...Nice dinner! What are we eating?

Mickey mouse: Ash foetus with dog meat!

Saibo: Mmm...what a delicacy! I can't wait to savour some! My saliva is already dripping!

Ash foetus by Gourment of Ash food September 27, 2019

go foetal

the very act of adopting the foetal position when under extreme stress, very cold, or scared shitless.

In this position, the back is curved, the head is bowed, and the limbs are bent and drawn up to the torso.

Dianne saw the massive alpha gorilla descending upon her and decide to go foetal.

Once the gorilla saw that she'd gone foetal, he lost interest and decided to share his banana with someone else.

go foetal by Leopolis October 2, 2010

foetal grand 

A baby grand piano that is so tiny it is more of a foetus than a baby.

We specially hired a baby grand piano to be played at our charity concert, but the piano they delivered was sooo tiny it was surely only a foetal grand.

foetal grand by Scarlett.007 July 10, 2010

FLOETRY 

A rhyme that isn't considered just poetry or just a flow, but a mixed version of both. In a way, a poem that can be rapped.

man 1: Yo, that's some sick rhyming there! How'd you write it?!
man 2: Thanks man. I just wrote a rhythamic poem so I can spit a flow to it too! I call it FLOETRY!
man 1: THAT'S ILL YO!

FLOETRY by Laayla July 23, 2008

foety 

an alcoholic beverage sold in a 40 oz bottle

I got a foety a Old E an a fat blunt

foety by Trevbo July 13, 2004

foetnite 

A very ebic term used by true gaemers.

Foetnite.

foetnite by foetnite September 23, 2019