feltching

1) Gay men who use allegedly gerbils in their anal sex. The gerbil is supposed to asphyxiate and the death spasms are considered pleasurable. Possibly meant as an allegory on the supposed selfishness of Gays.

2) Man who drinks cum out of anothers ass.

3) A process used by (medeival) blacksmiths of dipping heated metal from a forge repeatedly in water to facilitate fast casting/tempering.

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An Unlikely Urban Legend has Richard Gere as a frequent hospital bound victim of feltching accidents.

After Fletching, followed by more Anal Sex, the Gerbil was pushed above <insert celebrity here>'s rectal Shelf and could only be removed at a hospital.

by DrWho August 21, 2004

Danish Fletching

The action of massaging a mans balls and sucking their tip simultaneously, making them cum faster, then you use their semen to create the end of an arrow onto their cock and then freezing it, hence creating an 'arrow' out of the mans cock and cum.

Bro, my girl just did the Danish fletching on me, it was so good!

by weednosethereindeer June 18, 2023

fleshwings

a mans receeding hairline

"Whoa. Look at that guy's hairline." "I know, he's got fleshwings."

by my bf jill May 7, 2009

Fetching Midget

A phrase that is used in place of swearing.

Guy 1: Dude we just got robbed!!
Guy 2: FETCHING MIDGETS!!

by legitBOSS December 15, 2011

Feething

When you want something so fucking bad you will do anything

My head hurts like a bitch I am feething for same MARY J!

by Kaaal January 3, 2017

double-fleecing

Wearing two (or more) fleece jackets or pullovers at once to ward-off cold weather.

Layering in fleece is common in cold regions, i.e., the upper Midwest.

"Eh, Susan, what's with all the bulk under your parka?"

"I'm double-fleecing because it's f'ing cold out."

by kmrio August 21, 2009

fletching

When a guy cums in a girl or guys asshole then licks out the cum and eats it!

Matt fucked Zac up the ass then fletched.

by PTakamoo October 11, 2003