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Magic Handshake

When two men meet, and greet each other by giving each other a handjob, henceforth 'greet' each other until one of cum.
Fred: Wanna do the magic handshake?
Raj: Sure!
by weednosethereindeer January 22, 2022
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Estonian Football

A game where the goal is to kick each other's testicles until one person either gives up and leaves or passes out from

the pain. The winner is the last man standing, who usually wins a bet of sorts.
Hey, wanna play some Estonian Football?

Nah, both my balls died since the last time we played
by weednosethereindeer January 14, 2022
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Beagle Hound

A colloquial term for a man with a massive, erect penis who usually barks at the sight of a big booba woman
Man: Look at Jacob, hes such a beagle hound

Jacob: (erect and barking)
by weednosethereindeer January 8, 2022
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Szymon Mrozek

A monk from the country of Libya, in the years 1345-1421, was famous for eating 11 kilograms of dog feces, while simultaneously writing a book, called 'The Secrets of Eating Dog Shit'. He died while wiping his ass on the toilet in a house in Poland, and he was so laughed at by the residents of the village he was in, that they called him 'Szymon Mrozek' for no reason.
Kyle: Hey I love this book 'The Secrets of Eating Dog Shit', It's so interesting

Henry: Bro, that was written by Szymon Mrozek
by weednosethereindeer January 15, 2022
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Roven

fat Indian gay guy who won the Grammy for best motion picture in 2009.
No. (roven)
by weednosethereindeer July 25, 2023
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Balkan racism mode

When a man from the Balkans goes full racism mode on a person of colour for a reason that can vary from mild argument to losing a match in Roblox football. What usually proceeds is the man experiencing the syndrome called Lithuanian Ball Cancer, which usually cause the man to die within 72 hours
Youseff: Damn bro, Jeremiah went full Balkan racism mode!

Jeremiah: (Racist with Lithuanian ball cancer symptoms)
by weednosethereindeer January 15, 2022
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Osama bingus Laden (Elephant)

Osama bin Laden was a rogue bull elephant named after the eponymous designated terrorist of the same name. It was responsible for at least 27 deaths and the destruction of property in the jungled Sonitpur district of the Indian state of Assam. After a two-year rampage from 2004 to 2006, the elephant was eventually shot; but some were doubtful that the correct animal was killed.
Footjob Gamer: Hey bro, That Osama bingus Laden (elephant) was insane, huh
by weednosethereindeer January 15, 2022
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