Magic Handshake

When two men meet, and greet each other by giving each other a handjob, henceforth 'greet' each other until one of cum.
Fred: Wanna do the magic handshake?
Raj: Sure!
by weednosethereindeer January 22, 2022
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Beagle Hound

A colloquial term for a man with a massive, erect penis who usually barks at the sight of a big booba woman
Man: Look at Jacob, hes such a beagle hound

Jacob: (erect and barking)
by weednosethereindeer January 08, 2022
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The Zombies are Coming

A phrase from the popular game 'Plants VS Zombies', usually proceeded by intense anal or vaginal sex. This is usually done by a zombie or can be done by that shooty pea fucker with shoots you with the peas in your penis/vagina/booty hole. You will usually be killed by the end of this happening
John: Hey! Watch out! The zombies are coming!

Richard: (Being fucked by that pea fucker)
by weednosethereindeer January 15, 2022
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Danish Fletching

The action of massaging a mans balls and sucking their tip simultaneously, making them cum faster, then you use their semen to create the end of an arrow onto their cock and then freezing it, hence creating an 'arrow' out of the mans cock and cum.
Bro, my girl just did the Danish fletching on me, it was so good!
by weednosethereindeer June 18, 2023
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Szymon Mrozek

A monk from the country of Libya, in the years 1345-1421, was famous for eating 11 kilograms of dog feces, while simultaneously writing a book, called 'The Secrets of Eating Dog Shit'. He died while wiping his ass on the toilet in a house in Poland, and he was so laughed at by the residents of the village he was in, that they called him 'Szymon Mrozek' for no reason.
Kyle: Hey I love this book 'The Secrets of Eating Dog Shit', It's so interesting

Henry: Bro, that was written by Szymon Mrozek
by weednosethereindeer January 15, 2022
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Quanos

The general term for serveral accounts on TikTok. The most popular content on the account being the creation of diabolical, nonsensical scenarios and phrases which have "never been written before."
He has created ripples in influence across the TikTok ecosystem, from beginning the "Quanos effect." and have loyal followers as the "Quanos disciples."
He tends to incorporate factors such as Playboi Carti, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Various creatures singing songs, queef melodies, ejaculate communication and many more
"When my apple music is gone so the thick bed bug under my bed queefs my favourite songs for me"
-Quanos circa 2023
by weednosethereindeer August 20, 2024
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Roven

fat Indian gay guy who won the Grammy for best motion picture in 2009.
No. (roven)
by weednosethereindeer July 25, 2023
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