Flacid

An erect penis in this parallel universe

Man tristin looks so flacid right now!

by Popsdude July 23, 2018

flipidy flopidy floop

in the house

"name" flipidy flopidy floop!

by queen December 12, 2003

flaidreich

An extreme psedo-Germanic variant of the English name Frederick, only to be <i>uttered<i> in the most intense of circumstances.
Originated by Johan Ludwig.
A still more extreme variant is "fleudenstraident," which can only be used in life threatening situations.

Bruce Lee: hey man, frederick couples just slammed that ball 2000 yards into some old guys nuts.
jose contreras: Correction! Flaidreeeeeeeeeeeeeich Couples slammed the ball 2000 yards into some old guys nuts!

by benny b from the bronx April 10, 2005

flacid

What some people (KK) call a soft dick

"Dude my girl couldn't get me up, I was just so flacid."

by ciddoxxavius January 7, 2008

flapdragon

n. a vagina with extra loose lips.. and mangled appearance. (also see camel toe)

I pulled her panties down and her flapdragon dropped past her knee caps.

by RSF June 18, 2005

fapidextrous

The ability to masturbate with equal efficiency using either hand.

Jason broke his right arm on the slopes, thank goodness he is fapidextrous; his fapping will not be interrupted

by doc_hol October 6, 2013

Free Flaping

When i girl doesnt wear underwear

Shes free flaping, while todd there is free balling.

by READAAR March 19, 2006