flarped

to have had sex with.

That girl was so hot, I flarped her glarpo.

by theFlarper August 3, 2010

Flarp

An accidental transition caused by indecision.

The act of flarping commonly occurs on an instrument. To flarp, one must play a wrong note and quickly recover by playing the right note.

Erica: Crap, I totally flarped!
Arina: Yeah, I heard! You tried to play a D flat instead of an C natural again, didn't you?

by Ericaw December 9, 2007

Flarp

(v.) to purposely look like the idiot you know you are; to say something that makes you look like a complete and utter dumbass; (n.) a phrase or clause that is just entirely stupid beyond belief; a blonde moment

Do you know that kid? He just comes up to me and starts flarping and I told him to fuck off.

by Skank Boy May 18, 2006

flarp

a weird comical gesture

I dropped my baby! Flarp!

by nick alvinator January 19, 2005

Flarp

When you are sitting down and you push a nice juicy fart and it rolles up your sack with a nice bubbly feeling!

Dude when I was sitting down with Wendy I flarped in her face!!!

by Buffalo17 February 1, 2018

flarping

The act of cock blocking a random hook-up... especially when one is desperate and looking to get some.

"No flarping allowed tonight! I'm desperate and haven't gotten any in months!"

by flarpflarpyflarpington November 6, 2009

Flarp

Means rich is ugly and smells like Poo

Flarp, aint it the truth?

by Bob April 8, 2004