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Five finger discount

How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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menstrual high-five

Usually initiated by the guy, an act and symbol of relief that one's lady friend is menstruating and thus, not pregnant. For example, if your girlfriend is on an oral contraceptive and you decide to pull the goalie for the season, one may start to worry that the pill may not be 100% effective. In this instance, one is excited when that time of the month comes and upon hearing of Aunt Flow's visit, a menstrual high-five is warranted.
Guy: hey babe, this party blows. Wanna sneak into the laundry room and fuck on their dryer?

Girl: I can't. I got my period this morning...

Guy: Whew! Menstrual high-five!!!

*puts up arm with a Todd-from-Scrubs-like grin*
by hardcore Rx June 1, 2011
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Sky five

When two people go for a high five while in the air, whether they are jumping (the most common), or skydiving.
(Pete+jump)+(Anthony+jump)=Sky five!
by Psas June 2, 2009
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five finger mistress

If your girlfriend doesn't do it for you your five finger mistress will.
by VitoVane November 12, 2017
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five star man

An alpha male, a perfect specimen. Let me tell you something, they’re someone who hasn’t even begun to peak because when they start to peak they’ll peak all over everybody. A golden god if you will. Someone who’s body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo’s David. Someone who’s nose alone was chiselled by the gods themselves. Someone who’s penis can go from flaccid to erect in mere seconds. Someone everybody wants to be
I’m a five star man!” Said Dennis.
by Thetrashman January 19, 2021
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Hanoi high five

A Hanoi high five is derivative from the term used in the film 'Tropic Thunder', but has evolved into a sexual move.

A Hanoi high five is where your partner is on the bottom preferably , when they're are at the point of orgasm (liberating the south) you land a bomb/grenade to the dome. There are variations of the finishing move, i.e throwing them out of your house/flat/village/country , ejaculating or ask them to concede victory.

This move can also be used on the back foot, an example below.
The first example would be in a forced sexual situation where you are not the aggressor.
1. He mounted me and when he was about to liberate the south, Bam Hanoi High five.

Another example for emergency situations

1. You are making love, she decides to tell you at the point of liberation "hey you want to meet my parents", Hanoi high five, a perfect gesture to decline that meet.
by _GreenEggs&Ham_ June 15, 2019
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You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game

A typical pornhub ad that usually advertises a sex game. If you're horny enough to click on it, be prepared to insert your address, social security number, and credit card information. If you're a fan of watching a caveman fuck a dinosaur or watching Shrek porn, it is highly recommended that you jerk off to that ad.
Pornhub Ad: You Won't Last five Minutes Playing This Game ...
Me: TEST ME YOU FOOL
by the bravest FUckfaCE February 9, 2020
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