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Ravioli Filibuster

The act of finding an Italian prostitute and having them wrap your own umbilical chord from birth around your neck while they're inserting an artificial penis up your rectum.
"Bro that ravioli filibuster I got last night got me barely walking right now."
by Marshall8912 May 26, 2025
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Filibuster Obstructa

You have 40 seconds until doom you have to knock him back every time you can or else you will die
by normal dude from serbia July 28, 2025
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five-frase filibuster

Or "phive-phrase philibuster". Refers to a knock-knock joke, since its utilization needlessly adds lots of extra words to said utterance, especially in "everyday" or "ordinary" instances where a simple question or statement would have sufficed.
Employing a five-frase filibuster may indeed consume extra time and lung-power, but it also can often greatly relieve tension and cause a possibly-less-than-welcome statement/question to be received considerably more calmly and/or amicably than it might have been if you'd simply blurted it out "directly".
by QuacksO July 18, 2021
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Taiwanese Filibuster

A Taiwanese Filibuster when a second or third party snatches the documents away from the principal signing them, creating a highly symbolic situation that is quite pointless because they can just print another set of documents to be signed in like 2 minutes. The symbolism is highly symbolic, thus creating the Taiwanese Filibuster. This term is based on that time in May, 2024 when Guo Guowen, a Member of the Taiwanese Parliament, swiftly snatched a legal Bill's documents and made a dramatic dash to prevent it from being passed, as shown on an online video.
Mr. PHBL: We are pleased to present you this law to be promulgated, Sir.

Sir: I am pleased to sign this.
Guo Guowen: I AM GOING TO SNATCH THESE DOCUMENTS IN PROTEST.
Mr. PHBL: *facepalm* oh golly what do we have here, a Taiwanese Filibuster. Toby, can you please re-print this 18 page document so Mr. Sir and us can sign it before another lunatic comes in here.
Sir: Huh.
by phbl December 12, 2024
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Filibuster Obstructa

some enemy from battle cats that has a 40 second attack animation that deals probably 1 million damage but gets knockbacked by a pebble
filibuster obstructa is a dissapointing boss
by memeaddictive September 19, 2023
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twerking filibuster

dancing in which the dancer, usually a woman, shakes her hips in an up-and-down manner, obstructing progress in a legislative assembly while not technically contravening the required procedures.
The new bill containing big-agri earmarks was defeated by a twerking filibuster lasting over 45 minutes.
by krittyboi January 3, 2014
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Filibusted

\ ˈfiləˌbəstəd/
adjective

1. when you eaten at a restaurant and get caught trying to dine and dash
Ron and Taryn were having a great time at the buffet... until they got filibusted
by anonymous May 3, 2022
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