Farthammer

Germanic, das fartzenheimer. Refers to an ancient Nordic practice in which warriors, on the eve of battle, would engage in a festival of beer, roasted meat, bowel manipulation, and vigorous anal sex to produce an astounding amount of pent up anal gasses (often combined with farticles) that would be hurled at the enemy during close combat. The Nordic warriors were usually so hung over that the noxious fumes had little effect on them. But, the enemy commonly succumbed to the fetid cloud.

After the party, Elwood woke up with a piercing headache in a strange room with his butt bleeding and ripped one so loud it could only be called a farthammer.

by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004

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fartcammo

A small confined space with foul smelling odor that allows a person to expel flatulence (fart) undetected.

"I am lucky the elevator had fartcammo because I was riding it with the girl from 216 and couldn't hold it in."

by Rilesworth9000 June 4, 2009

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fartshadowing

That fart-like noise that your guts make prior to an actual fart.

Wife: "Did you fart?"
Husband: "No, that was fartshadowing. Here is the actual fart..."

by Uncle Andy 13 April 13, 2021

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Fartcake

A website featuring a Hollywood-based woman, Adrianne Curry, hunched over a cake and passing gas. It was produced by her then boyfriend, Chris Knight, who posted it on YouTube. Within minutes, traffic overwhelmed the site as hundreds of thousands of people were attempting to trick their friends into watching a woman breaking wind over a cake.

Adrianne Curry, a 28 year old woman, is the star of Fartcake, a website dedicated to women froshing then passing wind on cakes. Adri is now a role model for women the world over.

by Son of Samuell July 19, 2011

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